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The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
#31
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
How comfortable are you, as a person, with human feces? It's going to be important.
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#32
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
(June 26, 2020 at 2:19 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Never played chicken before?  

I truly and deeply hope that it's yours.  If it isn't.....I truly and deeply hope that you remain you and do what you would do if it were.

I can't believe you're actually suggesting that I should be OK with accepting her getting pregnant from someone else...
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#33
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
(June 26, 2020 at 2:14 pm)wolf39us Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 2:10 pm)Ranjr Wrote: Congratulations!  Happy quarantine baby.  I hope holding the newborn transforms you the way it did me. 

What an odd conversation about odds.  What are the odds that a woman, knowing her man had been snipped, would cheat, become pregnant, and expect her man to not do testing?

THAT'S what I'm saying.

And she's telling me to do the test.  I even got the script from HER gynecologist lol

You can DIY the test. A simple lab microscope at 400x and a pair of glass slides is all that's needed. And your donation of course...

Smile
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#34
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
(June 26, 2020 at 2:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 2:14 pm)wolf39us Wrote: THAT'S what I'm saying.

And she's telling me to do the test.  I even got the script from HER gynecologist lol

You can DIY the test. A simple lab microscope at 400x and a pair of glass slides is all that's needed. And your donation of course...

Smile

No problem, I'll take care of that once I complete med school :-)
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#35
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
(June 26, 2020 at 2:48 pm)wolf39us Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 2:46 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: You can DIY the test. A simple lab microscope at 400x and a pair of glass slides is all that's needed. And your donation of course...

Smile

No problem, I'll take care of that once I complete med school :-)

Lol... It is not in the least complex...

You could probably borrow a microscope or buy a cheap one. (Probably for less money than a DRs visit)

Simply put the sample between two glass slides and train the light through the scope and focus...

Easy peasy....
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#36
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
Why, Wolf, why exactly? I do understand that people don't appreciate being cucked.

Still, I think about how you must love this woman you've made a stable life with. I imagine all of the things you love her for.....and I wonder what about that changes if she stepped out....to have a kid.

I'm not guaranteeing that this is what happened (though I think it's almost certain, if so), but your suspicions that it did is why you made these posts, is it not? Is that not what you're grappling with? Is that not why you shared?

If my wife walked out on me because I was unable to have children, and she wanted children...I would be very upset. I would be other things as well. One of them...is a good dad and a good lover. You?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#37
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
Broken trusts never get fixed.

They just get patched over.

They usually don't stay patched for long.
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#38
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
Sure, and over a lifetime of lies people get good at patching shit. Sup man, never lied to your wife? Gonna lie to us about having never lied to your wife?

Get outta here.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#39
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
(June 26, 2020 at 12:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Have your sperm tested.

If the count comes back zero - demand a paternity test.

If you don't you're as big a schmuck as Joseph believing that "immaculate conception" story Mary cooked up.

Gosh, you're a charmer.
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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#40
RE: The Statistical Improbability (Just My Luck)
(June 26, 2020 at 3:04 pm)Mermaid Wrote:
(June 26, 2020 at 12:35 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Have your sperm tested.

If the count comes back zero - demand a paternity test.

If you don't you're as big a schmuck as Joseph believing that "immaculate conception" story Mary cooked up.

Gosh, you're a charmer.

So just believe everything everyone tells me against all available evidence and everything will go well.....



Uh....


No.
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