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Forum add-ons that are needed.
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#11
RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 9:29 am
13. An add-on to help those who have trouble with numbers.
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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 9:52 am
(August 13, 2020 at 8:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 9. A subroutine (if that’s the right word) that would detect links to ABBA videos and automatically convert them to links to midget porn. 

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Is midget porn considered a short take?
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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 12:16 pm (This post was last modified: August 13, 2020 at 12:16 pm by Nay_Sayer.)
(August 13, 2020 at 6:47 am)Eleven BLM Wrote: 4. Lose a rep point for supporting the cops.

Lose 5 for consistently stirring shit
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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 1:28 pm
(August 13, 2020 at 8:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 9. A subroutine (if that’s the right word) that would detect links to ABBA videos and automatically convert them to links to midget porn. 

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What's wrong with midget porn?
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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 1:36 pm
14. A feature that identifies socks, trolls, spammers, and the arseholes who advertise and sends a pulse to terminate them at source.

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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 2:06 pm
(August 13, 2020 at 1:28 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote:
(August 13, 2020 at 8:58 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: 9. A subroutine (if that’s the right word) that would detect links to ABBA videos and automatically convert them to links to midget porn. 

Boru

What's wrong with midget porn?
Good things come in small packages!

As far as I know, there’s nothing wrong with midget porn. I’m just guessing it’d be more entertaining than an ABBA video.

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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 2:07 pm
(August 13, 2020 at 1:36 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: 14.  A feature that identifies socks, trolls, spammers, and the arseholes who advertise and sends a pulse to terminate them at source.

It would certainly free up my evenings.

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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 2:34 pm
(August 13, 2020 at 6:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 1. A flashing sign  just above the text window that reads "You're taking this shit way too seriously."

2. Automatic background colorizer that shades the window to indicate the posters mood when they write a post.

3. A taser based system that shocks the poster when they're being stupid.

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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 2:46 pm
(August 13, 2020 at 2:34 pm)brewer Wrote:
(August 13, 2020 at 6:39 am)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 1. A flashing sign  just above the text window that reads "You're taking this shit way too seriously."

2. Automatic background colorizer that shades the window to indicate the posters mood when they write a post.

3. A taser based system that shocks the poster when they're being stupid.

Stop channeling ProgrammingGodJordan.

Who?
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RE: Forum add-ons that are needed.
August 13, 2020 at 3:08 pm
(August 13, 2020 at 2:06 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 13, 2020 at 1:28 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: What's wrong with midget porn?
Good things come in small packages!

As far as I know, there’s nothing wrong with midget porn. I’m just guessing it’d be more entertaining than an ABBA video.

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That statement is the poster boy for the phrase, "Damning with faint praise".  Hehe
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