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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2020 at 6:21 pm
(September 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Middle.jpg]
If I didn't know better I would think that the little girl with all the attitude was my younger daughter.

She has had both middle fingers up for decades...she'll be 39 this fall and is still pissed at the world.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2020 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: September 5, 2020 at 7:41 pm by ignoramus.)
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You know how much hard work it is to maintain the rage for that long.
I honestly don't know where people find the mental energy Dunno
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2020 at 7:45 pm
(September 5, 2020 at 7:41 pm)ignoramus Wrote: ^
You know how much hard work it is to maintain the rage for that long.
I honestly don't know where people find the mental energy Dunno

She exhausts the whole family even though she has little to do with any of us.

Just keeping up with her rage posting and vague-booking is tiring.

I only hear from her when she wants to place her order for gifts for her kids.  Then I don't even hear if the gift was received, much less a thank you.  I tried for years and finally had to accept that she is just a bitch.  I can't lose any more sleep over her mental health and addiction issues.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2020 at 5:24 am
(September 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Middle.jpg]

That could have been me at that age.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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September 7, 2020 at 9:26 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 12, 2020 at 5:57 am
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September 12, 2020 at 11:22 am
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September 13, 2020 at 8:16 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 13, 2020 at 8:26 am
(September 13, 2020 at 8:16 am)ignoramus Wrote: [Image: image.png]

I’ve toured breweries and distilleries that gave out free samples. Just saying.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2020 at 3:51 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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