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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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We were discussing one of George Carlin's bits - where he gives fun synonyms for crazy.


A few I have heard -

His pizza isn't quite wrapped.
His Fruit Loops all shifted to one side of the box.
He got his port and starboard mixed up with fore and a suppository.
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I guess this is pornographic, too. Wink
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(September 2, 2020 at 6:47 am)Eleven Wrote:



I guess this is pornographic, too.  Wink

Nope for a couple of reasons.  I'll leave you to guess what they are.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Jesus Christ, haven't they heard of special effects!
Big Grin
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(September 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Middle.jpg]

The girl to her right is looking over in shock, and the boy just to her left and behind is picking his nose.  Great class pic!  Hehe
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(September 5, 2020 at 12:02 am)Fireball Wrote:
(September 4, 2020 at 11:31 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: Middle.jpg]

The girl to her right is looking over in shock, and the boy just to her left and behind is picking his nose.  Great class pic!  Hehe

...and the girl beside the nose-picker is about to share COVID-19 with everyone within spittin' distance.  "AH-CHOO!"
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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Panic  ^ Little Petrie dishes, everywhere!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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