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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 15, 2020 at 4:50 pm
Trump industries is now producing a fire alarm.

It stays silent so you don't panic.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm
https://imgur.com/gallery/V0UBe

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2020 at 1:40 am
(September 22, 2020 at 9:09 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: https://imgur.com/gallery/V0UBe

I especially liked the smart ass who commented about the degree sign.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2020 at 2:44 am
I have a question.

Possibly the most important question in history.


If there's no Silicon Heaven, where do all the calculators go?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2020 at 4:16 am
I'm finding new ways to express my inner self with my new 3D printer...


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2020 at 6:56 am
Do your work Zoom meetings from home, they said.


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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 23, 2020 at 6:17 pm (This post was last modified: September 23, 2020 at 6:18 pm by A. Secular Human.)
(September 23, 2020 at 2:44 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I have a question.

Possibly the most important question in history.


If there's no Silicon Heaven, where do all the calculators go?

They retired from NASA.

https://www.history.com/news/human-compu...en-at-nasa
(September 23, 2020 at 4:16 am)ignoramus Wrote: I'm finding new ways to express my inner self with my new 3D printer...



Got caught in a propeller, did she?
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September 23, 2020 at 10:04 pm


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September 24, 2020 at 8:16 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 24, 2020 at 11:40 am
And someone actually thought this was a good idea?
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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