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The bad advice thread
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 7:20 am
(September 10, 2020 at 4:17 am)no one Wrote: When in doubt, whip it out.

Calm down Uncle Ted....
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 7:29 am (This post was last modified: September 10, 2020 at 7:30 am by Gawdzilla Sama.)
(September 9, 2020 at 9:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: daily_picdump_990_640_45.jpg]

Muscle relaxers, tramadol, Starbucks "Nitro", and those orange pills I've been meaning to either look up or throw away. By 3 AM I'd resigned myself to learning more about "Super Leak Stopper!"
(September 10, 2020 at 7:20 am)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 4:17 am)no one Wrote: When in doubt, whip it out.

Calm down Uncle Ted....

And Scout Master Kevin. Dodgy
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#53
RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 2:47 pm (This post was last modified: September 10, 2020 at 2:51 pm by A. Secular Human.)
Your casual friend who is on hard times really *will* move out "after a couple of days", if you let him sleep on your couch.
You'll be perfectly safe without a condom. You can only get AIDS from anal. I swear!
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#54
RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 2:54 pm
Just wash it off. It'll be fine.
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#55
RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 4:08 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 2:47 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Your casual friend who is on hard times really *will* move out "after a couple of days", if you let him sleep on your couch.
You'll be perfectly safe without a condom.  You can only get AIDS from anal.  I swear!

Another -

"You can't get the clap from a blowjob!"


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#56
RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 5:22 pm
(September 10, 2020 at 4:08 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:
(September 10, 2020 at 2:47 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Your casual friend who is on hard times really *will* move out "after a couple of days", if you let him sleep on your couch.
You'll be perfectly safe without a condom.  You can only get AIDS from anal.  I swear!

Another -

"You can't get the clap from a blowjob!"

But you might get a round of aplause!
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#57
RE: The bad advice thread
September 11, 2020 at 2:29 pm
Brakes don't squeak if you oil them.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#58
RE: The bad advice thread
September 11, 2020 at 3:13 pm
(September 11, 2020 at 2:29 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Brakes don't squeak if you oil them.

Many years ago while working as a mechanic, a guy came in to have his brakes worked on, because they were squealing (front disc). He had used that anti-squeal spray on the side that rubbed the rotors. Needless to say, that didn't stop the squeal.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 11, 2020 at 6:14 pm
(September 11, 2020 at 3:13 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(September 11, 2020 at 2:29 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Brakes don't squeak if you oil them.

Many years ago while working as a mechanic, a guy came in to have his brakes worked on, because they were squealing (front disc). He had used that anti-squeal spray on the side that rubbed the rotors. Needless to say, that didn't stop the squeal.

The squeal just moved location.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 11, 2020 at 8:46 pm
(September 11, 2020 at 6:14 pm)Sal Wrote:
(September 11, 2020 at 3:13 pm)Fireball Wrote: Many years ago while working as a mechanic, a guy came in to have his brakes worked on, because they were squealing (front disc). He had used that anti-squeal spray on the side that rubbed the rotors. Needless to say, that didn't stop the squeal.

The squeal just moved location.

I'll bet those front brakes bit good and hard for the first few stops until the glue wore off. The squeal would have been tires sliding on the pavement!  Hehe
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