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The bad advice thread
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#41
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 9:04 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 8:56 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(September 9, 2020 at 8:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "See a Nick Cage movie, you'll enjoy it!"

I think "Leaving Las Vegas" was accidentally good.

I tend to equate Cage with Kevin Costner - any film he’s in that’s decent is good in spite of him, not because of him.

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#42
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 9:08 pm
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Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.

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#43
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 9:30 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 9:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(September 9, 2020 at 8:56 pm)Jackalope Wrote: I think "Leaving Las Vegas" was accidentally good.

I tend to equate Cage with Kevin Costner - any film he’s in that’s decent is good in spite of him, not because of him.

Boru

My rule of thumb is that Costner movies involving golf or baseball ("Field of Dreams", "Bull Durham", "Tin Cup") might actually be watchable. That should come as a surprise as I'm a fan of neither baseball nor golf.
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#44
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 9:30 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 9:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: daily_picdump_990_640_45.jpg]

You misspelled meth.
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#45
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 9:47 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 9:30 pm)Jackalope Wrote:
(September 9, 2020 at 9:04 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I tend to equate Cage with Kevin Costner - any film he’s in that’s decent is good in spite of him, not because of him.

Boru

My rule of thumb is that Costner movies involving golf or baseball ("Field of Dreams", "Bull Durham", "Tin Cup") might actually be watchable. That should come as a surprise as I'm a fan of neither baseball nor golf.

It's sort of a rule or something that I have to watch "Field of Dreams" now and then.  It was filmed just outside the town where I grew up.  I know some of the ghost players and other extras in the movie as well as some who worked construction for the filming.  Beyond that I am not seeking out a Costner movie.  

Husband was watching some Nic Cage movie over the weekend...I went to my office and sewed so I didn't have to endure any of it.
  
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#46
RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 10:37 pm
(September 9, 2020 at 9:08 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote: [Image: daily_picdump_990_640_45.jpg]

You ain't tried my maple kaluha...

100 proof coffee liquor that is 50 percent overcooked maple syrup. (62 Brix at 180f).

Wide awake and drunk off your ass. Don't make plans for tomorrow. You ain't getting a good nights sleep with the strangeassed dreams you gonna have....
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 9, 2020 at 11:47 pm (This post was last modified: September 9, 2020 at 11:48 pm by ignoramus.)
"Make America great again!"

The fuckwit can't even make it slightly less shit!
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 12:59 am
Wave your guns around in the air like you just don’t care.
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RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 4:17 am
When in doubt, whip it out.
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#50
RE: The bad advice thread
September 10, 2020 at 4:51 am
Feel free to say whatever is on your mind.  I want you to know that I'm listening, and that I'm here for you.

Big mistake. Facepalm
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