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The bad advice thread
#31
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Just use common sense!
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#32
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She's only pretending to be uninterested.  She will definitely say yes to a grand gesture in public.
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#33
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Horoscopes are accurate.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#34
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Pulling out is the best, and cheapest, form of birth control.
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#35
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Who needs zebra crossings? Boring! Jaywalking across a highway is where it's at. Tremendous.
"The first principle is that you must not fool yourself — and you are the easiest person to fool." - Richard P. Feynman
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#36
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You can cure syphilis with the correct application of enthusiasm and an icepick.
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#37
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(September 9, 2020 at 4:56 pm)Ranjr Wrote: She's only pretending to be uninterested.  She will definitely say yes to a grand gesture in public.

It should definitely involve a Mariachi band, a cringy marriage proposal delivered via bullhorn, the police, and a restraining order.
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#38
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‘Become a mod, Boru - you’ll love it! People will appreciate that you care enough to enforce the rules.’

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#39
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"See a Nick Cage movie, you'll enjoy it!"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#40
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(September 9, 2020 at 8:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: "See a Nick Cage movie, you'll enjoy it!"

I think "Leaving Las Vegas" was accidentally good.
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