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joke time
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Since Donald Trump contracted COVID I'm willing to put politics aside and hope that we get the best doctor available for the White House. I think Dr. Jack Kevorkian fits that description better than anyone else.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
 (October 4, 2020 at 4:54 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Since Donald Trump contracted COVID I'm willing to put politics aside and hope that we get the best doctor available for the White House. I think Dr. Jack Kevorkian fits that description better than anyone else. That's just wrong on so many levels. Josef Mengele would be better. And he'd get support from some of Trumpy's more "whitely proud" fans... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (October 4, 2020 at 4:54 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Since Donald Trump contracted COVID I'm willing to put politics aside and hope that we get the best doctor available for the White House. I think Dr. Jack Kevorkian fits that description better than anyone else. As a side note, I think "Dr. Death" is actually a bit of a hero. I agree with doctor assisted end of life in some circumstances  (October 5, 2020 at 10:18 pm)HappySkeptic Wrote:(October 4, 2020 at 4:54 pm)Cecelia Wrote: Since Donald Trump contracted COVID I'm willing to put politics aside and hope that we get the best doctor available for the White House. I think Dr. Jack Kevorkian fits that description better than anyone else. I had a buddy who did time with Kervorkian at Lakeland and asked him what Jack was like..... "Odd little fuck - always mumbling to himself - has all the personality of a raw potato."....
I just found out my neighbour's name is Lincoln.
I've invited him to the theatre. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (October 6, 2020 at 2:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just found out my neighbour's name is Lincoln. Theatre producer’s motto: ‘Never forget - it was an ACTOR who shot Lincoln.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
RE: joke time
October 6, 2020 at 8:48 pm
(This post was last modified: October 6, 2020 at 10:18 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A friend found out his wife was having an affair. He was so heartbroken he turned to religion.
He's now a Muslim and they're stoning her tomorrow. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
A nudist from Nottingham Gate
Was pushed in the pond by his mate. A carp swimming by Looked and said with a sigh, ‘Would you look what they’re using for bait!’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I was thinking of starting a nudist camp where cloths are required.
That or an atheist restaurant where nothing is on the menu.  (October 8, 2020 at 8:46 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A nudist from Nottingham Gate Oh, so it's Limericks, is it?  A horny young girl named Alice Used a dynamite stick for a phallus They found her vagina In North Carolina And her asshole in Buckingham Palace
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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