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(January 23, 2021 at 4:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If you two ever meet you'll fall into each other's arms and there will be much smooching.

I don't know about that, but between the two of us, if we did meet, he would not have to worry about physical violence on my part. Yelling at best.

(January 23, 2021 at 4:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wouldn’t fuck Brian with YOUR dick.

Boru

You love me, you know you do you sexy thaaaang you.
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(January 23, 2021 at 4:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 4:07 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If you two ever meet you'll fall into each other's arms and there will be much smooching.

I don't know about that, but between the two of us, if we did meet, he would not have to worry about physical violence on my part. Yelling at best.

(January 23, 2021 at 4:08 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I wouldn’t fuck Brian with YOUR dick.

Boru

You love me, you know you do you sexy thaaaang you.

I neither love nor hate you - you’re simply not worth either effort.

And if, by some nightmarish coincidence of events to horrible to contemplate, we ever did meet, raising your voice to me would be a really bad idea. Don’t be brave.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 23, 2021 at 4:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 4:16 pm)Brian37 Wrote: I don't know about that, but between the two of us, if we did meet, he would not have to worry about physical violence on my part. Yelling at best.


You love me, you know you do you sexy thaaaang you.

I neither love nor hate you - you’re simply not worth either effort.

And if, by some nightmarish coincidence of events to horrible to contemplate, we ever did meet, raising your voice to me would be a really bad idea. Don’t be brave.

Boru

Yet you keep responding to me.

If you are not violent which I don't think you are, then I'd have no need to "be brave".
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(January 23, 2021 at 5:15 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 4:36 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I neither love nor hate you - you’re simply not worth either effort.

And if, by some nightmarish coincidence of events to horrible to contemplate, we ever did meet, raising your voice to me would be a really bad idea. Don’t be brave.

Boru

Yet you keep responding to me.

If you are not violent which I don't think you are, then I'd have no need to "be brave".

While explicitly NOT threatening you with any sort of physical harm whatsoever, I do have a tendency towards violence and I react badly to rudeness.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(January 23, 2021 at 1:29 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: There is one of those inflatable thingies up the road from me - it is across the street from a "bible church".

Emblazoned on the "chest" (vertically) is "JESUS"....


So apparently their god is a skinny white guy who is a total windbag - that goes whichever way the wind is blowing......

That's my take-away.....


One of my faves on Robot Chicken:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qJ-YQs9Pro
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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(January 23, 2021 at 5:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 5:15 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Yet you keep responding to me.

If you are not violent which I don't think you are, then I'd have no need to "be brave".

While explicitly NOT threatening you with any sort of physical harm whatsoever, I do have a tendency towards violence and I react badly to rudeness.

Boru

Yes, because when people piss you off one is always justified in getting physically violent........ even when they are not physically threatening you.

Sorry Boru, that is not how civility works. In the real world, even when someone pisses you off, face to face, you DON'T have the right to assault them, even if you feel like it. 

Sad to know that you just admitted you have a tendency to get violent over mere words. If that is really how you feel, pretty sure you have far more problems in your face to face life with others, than some guy you don't like on the internet. 

Get help.
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(January 23, 2021 at 5:29 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(January 23, 2021 at 5:21 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: While explicitly NOT threatening you with any sort of physical harm whatsoever, I do have a tendency towards violence and I react badly to rudeness.

Boru

Yes, because when people piss you off one is always justified in getting physically violent........ even when they are not physically threatening you.

Sorry Boru, that is not how civility works. In the real world, even when someone pisses you off, face to face, you DON'T have the right to assault them, even if you feel like it. 

Sad to know that you just admitted you have a tendency to get violent over mere words. If that is really how you feel, pretty sure you have far more problems in your face to face life with others, than some guy you don't like on the internet. 

Get help.

I never said violence was always justified, or that I have some ‘right’ to assault people. 

And I did seek help about this once, but my first session ended with me beating up my therapist.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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To quote Monty Python, "And Now for Something Completely Different" 

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https://ibb.co/51TDYjh

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Dam it, just when I thought I had seen the best Bernie freezing meme. Someone had to incorporate my favorite sitcom into it.

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