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RE: joke time
January 25, 2021 at 7:35 pm
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RE: joke time
January 25, 2021 at 7:52 pm
Q: Why can you never hear a flying dinosaur relieve itself?

A: Because their pee is silent.
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RE: joke time
January 25, 2021 at 8:38 pm (This post was last modified: January 25, 2021 at 8:39 pm by vulcanlogician.)
I think pterodactyl would work better in that joke. Even though it's more "on the nose."
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RE: joke time
January 26, 2021 at 2:47 pm
(January 25, 2021 at 8:38 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: I think pterodactyl would work better in that joke. Even though it's more "on the nose."

I prefer my telling.  It requires a bit more of the listener.
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January 27, 2021 at 2:21 am
Why did the Mormon cross the Aisle?

To get to the other bride.
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January 27, 2021 at 4:49 am
If I have 10,000 dollars and I get a text from a friend asking for 5,000 and a text from my brother asking for 2,000, what do I have?


10,000 dollars and 2 unacknowledged texts.
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RE: joke time
January 29, 2021 at 2:32 am
I keep getting error code 35380 Dunno

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RE: joke time
January 29, 2021 at 5:56 am
A physiology professor is giving his university class a lecture on involuntary muscular action. It's not a particularly interesting talk, so he decides to lighten the mood. He points to a female student in the first row and asks, 'Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you're having an orgasm?'

She answers, 'Probably golfing with his mates.'

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RE: joke time
January 29, 2021 at 8:53 pm
Apparently it's in "bad taste" to ask a parent walking their baby on a leash if it's a rescue...
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RE: joke time
January 29, 2021 at 9:17 pm
(January 29, 2021 at 8:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Apparently it's in "bad taste" to ask a parent walking their baby on a leash if it's a rescue...

Yeah, I know what you mean. Before I got married, when I saw kids on a leash, I was not pleased. Then, when our first son was able to stand, he ran. When my wife got pregnant with our second son, she got a leash for the eldest. He ran off at no notice, and actually hid in a store one time, and my wife and mother couldn't find him for about 10 minutes. It was after that that we got the leash.
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