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ABBA, ABBA, ABBA, Washington Football Team, Washington Football Team, Washington Football Team, late mother, late mother, late mother, late mother, Australia, Australia, Australia.
I don't know what anyone means by repetition, repetition, repetition. Would anyone like to hear the story of how I picked out my current cat? Not sure I mentioned that. 
Apparently the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been a teethbrush. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I'd also love to know the origins of: a pair of pants. Maybe people were rich in the old days
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (February 10, 2021 at 12:20 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I'd also love to know the origins of: a pair of pants. Maybe people were rich in the old days Well, I have the story about that- A couple is sitting on the couch, and they are kissing. They get more excited, and begin to pant. The more they kiss, the shorter the pants get, until there are no pants at all. That's how pregnancy results. Believe it or not, I read this in an Ann Landers newspaper column in the '60s. True story...unless my memory just popped out of the toaster.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I got a parking ticket, but fortunately my lawyer Rudy Giuliani was able to plead it down to first degree murder.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I was in a conundrum.
I was stuck behind a car at a green light and he wasn't moving. But he had a bumper sticker that read, "honk if you love Jesus!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (February 11, 2021 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was in a conundrum. It’s amazing how many people with that bumper sticker with flip you off for honking at them. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(February 10, 2021 at 6:42 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I got a parking ticket, but fortunately my lawyer Rudy Giuliani was able to plead it down to first degree murder. Dude, I know we butt heads, but this really has to be one of the best jokes I have read in a long time. Hats off, Kudos. I really mean that.
A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard when her neighbour walks over.
"What are you doing?" "I'm burying my goldfish." "Oh, I'm sorry. Why are you digging such a big hole for your goldfish?" "Because it's in your fucking cat!" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" |
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