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February 9, 2021 at 6:04 pm
ABBA, ABBA, ABBA, Washington Football Team, Washington Football Team, Washington Football Team, late mother, late mother, late mother, late mother, Australia, Australia, Australia.
I don't know what anyone means by repetition, repetition, repetition.
Would anyone like to hear the story of how I picked out my current cat? Not sure I mentioned that.
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February 9, 2021 at 11:44 pm
Apparently the toothbrush was invented in Alabama.
If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been a teethbrush.
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February 10, 2021 at 12:20 am
I'd also love to know the origins of: a pair of pants. Maybe people were rich in the old days
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RE: joke time
February 10, 2021 at 12:40 am
(February 10, 2021 at 12:20 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I'd also love to know the origins of: a pair of pants. Maybe people were rich in the old days
Well, I have the story about that-
A couple is sitting on the couch, and they are kissing. They get more excited, and begin to pant. The more they kiss, the shorter the pants get, until there are no pants at all. That's how pregnancy results.
Believe it or not, I read this in an Ann Landers newspaper column in the '60s. True story...unless my memory just popped out of the toaster.
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RE: joke time
February 10, 2021 at 6:42 am
I got a parking ticket, but fortunately my lawyer Rudy Giuliani was able to plead it down to first degree murder.
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February 11, 2021 at 3:00 pm
I was in a conundrum.
I was stuck behind a car at a green light and he wasn't moving. But he had a bumper sticker that read, "honk if you love Jesus!"
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February 11, 2021 at 3:17 pm
(February 11, 2021 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was in a conundrum.
I was stuck behind a car at a green light and he wasn't moving. But he had a bumper sticker that read, "honk if you love Jesus!"
It’s amazing how many people with that bumper sticker with flip you off for honking at them.
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February 12, 2021 at 4:26 am
A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard when her neighbour walks over.
"What are you doing?"
"I'm burying my goldfish."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Why are you digging such a big hole for your goldfish?"
"Because it's in your fucking cat!"
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February 13, 2021 at 2:53 am
Her; *Slaps his hand away* "You know I'm saving myself for marriage!"
Him, "But we ARE married!"
Her, "Not for this marriage!"
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