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joke time
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A guy got mad with his friend for sniffing his sister's underwear.

He wasn't sure if it was because she was still wearing them, or if it was because the entire family was there.

Either way, it made the rest of the funeral awkward.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The guy who stole my diary just died.

My thoughts are with his family.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I signed up for salsa lessons, but I quit during the first class.  I was the only one thoughtful enough to bring tortilla chips.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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On my night stand I have a picture of my stepladder.

I never knew my real ladder.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Someone needs a timeout.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(March 17, 2021 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Someone needs a timeout.

Boru

No one's stopping you.

Tongue

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 17, 2021 at 3:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 17, 2021 at 3:50 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Someone needs a timeout.

Boru

No one's stopping you.

Tongue

I'm stopping me. Some of these are like a road accident - you can't look, but you can't look away.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Congratulations to Rush Limbaugh on one month of sobriety.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Me, "I'm tired from all the crossfit this morning."

Colleague, "It's pronounced 'croissant' and you've already had three!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Name me one non ABBA fan who doesn't want to kill me right now.
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