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joke time
RE: joke time
(April 7, 2021 at 8:24 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 7, 2021 at 7:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: No!!


Oh, come on. What’s next - telling me to get off the furniture?

Boru

If necessary, yes.

😉

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
*sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*

Boru

Silly me! And here I always thought that a shed was too big to fit on a couch.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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RE: joke time
(April 7, 2021 at 3:01 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*

Boru

Silly me! And here I always thought that a shed was too big to fit on a couch.

There are no fixed sizes for sheds or couches. If you watch telly while lounging on the deck of an aircraft carrier, it’s a couch. Are you claiming that a shed couldn’t fit on the deck of the HMS Queen Elizabeth? Are you? ARE YOU?

Check and mate.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*

Boru

Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.

Time to get him fixed.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*

Boru

Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.

Time to get him fixed.

Ya can't fix what ain't broke.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.

Time to get him fixed.

Ya can't fix what ain't broke.

Boru

Challenge accepted.

😇😇

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ya can't fix what ain't broke.

Boru

Challenge accepted.

😇😇

Better men than you have tried. Wink

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(April 8, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Challenge accepted.

😇😇

Better men than you have tried. Wink

Boru

There's the problem.

Men have tried. Men have sympathetic pain.

For women, it's a goal.

Wink

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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