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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 1:04 pm
(April 7, 2021 at 8:24 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 7, 2021 at 7:25 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: No!!
Oh, come on. What’s next - telling me to get off the furniture?
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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm
*sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 3:01 pm
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
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Silly me! And here I always thought that a shed was too big to fit on a couch.
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RE: joke time
April 7, 2021 at 5:07 pm
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(April 7, 2021 at 3:01 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: (April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
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Silly me! And here I always thought that a shed was too big to fit on a couch.
There are no fixed sizes for sheds or couches. If you watch telly while lounging on the deck of an aircraft carrier, it’s a couch. Are you claiming that a shed couldn’t fit on the deck of the HMS Queen Elizabeth? Are you? ARE YOU?
Check and mate.
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RE: joke time
April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am
(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
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Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.
Time to get him fixed.
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RE: joke time
April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am
(April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
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Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.
Time to get him fixed.
Ya can't fix what ain't broke.
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RE: joke time
April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am
(April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory.
Time to get him fixed.
Ya can't fix what ain't broke.
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Challenge accepted.
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April 8, 2021 at 5:57 am
(April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ya can't fix what ain't broke.
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Challenge accepted.
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RE: joke time
April 8, 2021 at 6:00 am
(April 8, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Challenge accepted.
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There's the problem.
Men have tried. Men have sympathetic pain.
For women, it's a goal.
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RE: joke time
April 8, 2021 at 8:35 pm
I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’
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