*sheds on the couch when she’s not looking*
Boru
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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 (April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking* Silly me! And here I always thought that a shed was too big to fit on a couch.
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April 7, 2021 at 5:07 pm
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(April 7, 2021 at 3:01 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking* There are no fixed sizes for sheds or couches. If you watch telly while lounging on the deck of an aircraft carrier, it’s a couch. Are you claiming that a shed couldn’t fit on the deck of the HMS Queen Elizabeth? Are you? ARE YOU? Check and mate. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking* Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory. Time to get him fixed. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 7, 2021 at 2:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: *sheds on the couch when she’s not looking* Ya can't fix what ain't broke. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 8, 2021 at 5:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Deliberate shedding leads to marking his territory. Challenge accepted. 😇😇 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 8, 2021 at 5:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Ya can't fix what ain't broke. Better men than you have tried.  Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(April 8, 2021 at 5:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(April 8, 2021 at 5:55 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Challenge accepted. There's the problem. Men have tried. Men have sympathetic pain. For women, it's a goal.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
 (April 8, 2021 at 8:35 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’ Freaky motherhood moment...my oldest, when she was around 4 years old, looked at me and asked, "Do you remember when I was big and you were little?"
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
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