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#4961
RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 2:15 am
^ Are snakes drunk lizards Dunno
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May 29, 2021 at 2:25 am
(May 29, 2021 at 2:15 am)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: ^ Are snakes drunk lizards Dunno

Completely legless.

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RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 3:30 am
If pigs are so fucking smart, why is it that 2/3 of them build structurally unsound houses out of substandard materials?

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RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 7:01 am
(May 29, 2021 at 3:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pigs are so fucking smart, why is it that 2/3 of them build structurally unsound houses out of substandard materials?

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RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 7:06 am
I watched the deleted scene from a porn movie last night.

He did fix the washing machine, after all.

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May 29, 2021 at 11:19 am
(May 29, 2021 at 7:01 am)Brian37 Wrote:
(May 29, 2021 at 3:30 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: If pigs are so fucking smart, why is it that 2/3 of them build structurally unsound houses out of substandard materials?

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Showing your age, 3 times.

Right, because only people from our generation have ever heard of ‘The Three Little Pigs’. Fool.

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RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2021 at 2:01 pm by Brian37.)
If the rock band Heart had started out in Canada or Alaska, would their hit song be "Caribouda"?
(May 29, 2021 at 11:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 29, 2021 at 7:01 am)Brian37 Wrote: Showing your age, 3 times.

Right, because only people from our generation have ever heard of ‘The Three Little Pigs’. Fool.

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May 29, 2021 at 1:37 pm
(May 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If the rock band Heart had started out in Canada or Alaska, would their hit song be "Caribouda"?
(May 29, 2021 at 11:19 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Right, because only people from our generation have ever heard of ‘The Three Little Pigs’. Fool.

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May 29, 2021 at 1:44 pm (This post was last modified: May 29, 2021 at 1:50 pm by Brian37.)
(May 29, 2021 at 1:37 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 29, 2021 at 1:30 pm)Brian37 Wrote: If the rock band Heart had started out in Canada or Alaska, would their hit song be "Caribouda"?




Another brain fart.

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The 80s rock band "Yes" had one hit song lyrics rejected by their record company. They had to do a rewrite. 

The original lyrics were.

Owner of a lonely fart,
Owner of a stinky fart.
OWNER OF A SMELLY FART!

Say you don't want to smell it
Your nose has been hurt so before
Smell yourself, you are the odor you make
Take your chilly and eat it
Eat your beans, you and you and
That's the only way

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Owner of a stinky fart
OWNER OF A SMELLY FART!
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RE: joke time
May 29, 2021 at 1:44 pm
Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
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