I had a very exciting dream where I had 2 women at the same time.
One to cook and one to clean!
One to cook and one to clean!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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At Schrödinger's funeral, I wonder if people stood round staring at the coffin and wondering.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, “You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”
“Why?” “Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.”
The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.” The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?” The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s poisoning me. What should I do?” The Rabbi then offers, “Tell you what. Let me talk to her. I’ll see what I can find out and I’ll let you know.” A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says. “I spoke to your wife…spoke to her on the phone for three hours. You want my advice?” The man said yes, and the Rabbi replied, “Take the poison!”  RE: joke time
May 27, 2021 at 6:32 am
(This post was last modified: May 27, 2021 at 6:33 am by The Valkyrie.)
A friend asked today, "Is it bad that I start drinking as soon as the kids are at school?:
When I was slow to reply, she added, "Does that make me a bad teacher?" Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
Storm Warning: a fierce hurricane has picked up eggs, flour, and milk from dairy farms in France.
It's currently battering London Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
It's time to put the wall up now. Too many lazy people down south who want to come in but don't want to work! They want to get paid to stay home!
I'm talking to you, my Canadian friends.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (May 28, 2021 at 12:04 pm)Brian37 Wrote:(May 26, 2021 at 5:11 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: At Schrödinger's funeral, I wonder if people stood round staring at the coffin and wondering. Lucky you. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Slugs are just divorced snails who lost the house.
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