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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 8:12 am
Pointless, Jesus would force choke big mo like a common fig.
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 8:13 am
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If we are doing time travel with fictional people - my guess would be Superman would fly around the earth fast enough to reverse time - and take Jesus' head and shove it up Mohammed's ass - Hancock style.
(Superman is a lot more fun in my alternative universe... He also smokes a lot of weed .. He is also fond of practical jokes.. The bit where he leaves Mt Everest in odd locations is however growing old. He still insists it's funny as fuck).
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 8:24 am
But does help a woman out?
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 9:42 am
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(July 3, 2021 at 7:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If Jesus was born in Muhammad's time and knew about Muhammad, would he join Muhammad, or would Jesus just continue with his ministry without paying attention to Mohammed, or would Muhammad join Jesus and become one of his apostles?
Jesus was a Muslim, as Islam means submission to God. He preached monotheism exactly like the Islamic prophet. The concept of trinity came later and corrupted the christian belief.
So OFC he would join Muhammad.
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 9:58 am
He’s gonna be back any day now to destroy the enemies of Judaism, you know.
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 10:15 am
(July 3, 2021 at 7:24 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: If Jesus was born in Muhammad's time and knew about Muhammad, would he join Muhammad, or would Jesus just continue with his ministry without paying attention to Mohammed, or would Muhammad join Jesus and become one of his apostles?
No. It's doubtful he'd even have been a christian.
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 10:20 am
(July 3, 2021 at 9:42 am)Klorophyll Wrote: Jesus was a Muslim, as Islam means submission to God. He preached monotheism exactly like the Islamic prophet. The concept of trinity came later and corrupted the christian belief.
So OFC he would join Muhammad.
Ok, nice to know. But if both Jesus and Muhammad were Muslims why would Jesus join Muhammad and not the other way around?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 11:21 am
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(July 3, 2021 at 10:20 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Ok, nice to know. But if both Jesus and Muhammad were Muslims why would Jesus join Muhammad and not the other way around?
Well Muhammad's teachings seem to include those of christianity. So one would expect Jesus to simply follow these teachings instead of downgrading them to christianity. In the end this is just a hypothetical. Two prophets at the same time and place seems to be too much.
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 11:51 am
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I think we know what would really happen 
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RE: Would Jesus be a follower of Islam?
July 3, 2021 at 12:25 pm
Can't spell thorny without the H-O-R-N-Y.
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