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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 6:49 am
(November 6, 2021 at 5:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are out for a drive when a cop pulls them over.
Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg answers, 'No, but I know exactly where I am.'
'You were doing 60kph in a 40kph zone.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, 'Great! Now I'm lost!'
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders them to open the boot. He says, 'Did you know you have a dead cat in here?'
Schrodinger says, 'We do now, you interfering busybody!'
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 7:35 am
(November 6, 2021 at 6:49 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (November 6, 2021 at 5:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are out for a drive when a cop pulls them over.
Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg answers, 'No, but I know exactly where I am.'
'You were doing 60kph in a 40kph zone.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, 'Great! Now I'm lost!'
The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders them to open the boot. He says, 'Did you know you have a dead cat in here?'
Schrodinger says, 'We do now, you interfering busybody!'
The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.
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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 10:13 am
Who is Perbole and why are they smoking pot?
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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 11:39 am
(November 6, 2021 at 10:13 am)Brian37 Wrote: Who is Perbole and why are they smoking pot?
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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 1:14 pm
Ah. hyuk
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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 1:30 pm
(November 6, 2021 at 1:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote: (November 6, 2021 at 11:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ?
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When you smoke pot it makes you .........^^^^^^^ rather than low.
It’s a little clumsy. The joke would’ve worked better if you’d spelt it ‘Perboli’.
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RE: joke time
November 6, 2021 at 6:21 pm
The last time I went to a cinema, the man in front of me had his dog seated next to him. Oddly enough, the animal appeared to be thoroughly engrossed in the film.
When the lights came up, I caught the man's eye and told him, 'I was impressed with how much your dog seemed to enjoy the movie.'
'So was I,' the man said. 'He hated the book.'
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