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(November 6, 2021 at 5:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are out for a drive when a cop pulls them over. 

Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg answers, 'No, but I know exactly where I am.' 

'You were doing 60kph in a 40kph zone.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, 'Great! Now I'm lost!'

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders them to open the boot. He says, 'Did you know you have a dead cat in here?'

Schrodinger says, 'We do now, you interfering busybody!'

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

Boru

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Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 6, 2021 at 6:49 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 6, 2021 at 5:09 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Heisenberg, Schrodinger, and Ohm are out for a drive when a cop pulls them over. 

Heisenberg is driving and the cop asks him, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' Heisenberg answers, 'No, but I know exactly where I am.' 

'You were doing 60kph in a 40kph zone.' Heisenberg throws up his hands and says, 'Great! Now I'm lost!'

The cop thinks this is suspicious and orders them to open the boot. He says, 'Did you know you have a dead cat in here?'

Schrodinger says, 'We do now, you interfering busybody!'

The cop moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

Boru

[Image: E-6m-HSWEAIW6rj.jpg]

I’m ok with both of those, truly.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Who is Perbole and why are they smoking pot?
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(November 6, 2021 at 10:13 am)Brian37 Wrote: Who is Perbole and why are they smoking pot?

?

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 6, 2021 at 11:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 6, 2021 at 10:13 am)Brian37 Wrote: Who is Perbole and why are they smoking pot?

?

Boru

High Perbole
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Ah.  hyuk


Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(November 6, 2021 at 11:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 6, 2021 at 10:13 am)Brian37 Wrote: Who is Perbole and why are they smoking pot?

?

Boru

When you smoke pot it makes you .........^^^^^^^ rather than low.
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(November 6, 2021 at 1:26 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(November 6, 2021 at 11:39 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ?

Boru

When you smoke pot it makes you .........^^^^^^^ rather than low.

It’s a little clumsy. The joke would’ve worked better if you’d spelt it ‘Perboli’.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I liked it.
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The last time I went to a cinema, the man in front of me had his dog seated next to him. Oddly enough, the animal appeared to be thoroughly engrossed in the film.

When the lights came up, I caught the man's eye and told him, 'I was impressed with how much your dog seemed to enjoy the movie.'

'So was I,' the man said. 'He hated the book.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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