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RE: joke time
December 12, 2021 at 8:49 am
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Gynecologist to blonde patient -
"You have acute vaginosis".
Blonde -
"Well, thank you!"
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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 5:22 am
A young woman is at her doctor's office and he tells her, 'Ms. Smith, I have your test results and it appears that you're pregnant.
The woman appears shocked for a moment, then says, 'Pregnant? You've got to be' *pause* kid-in-me!'
The doctor waits for her giggling to subside and says, 'Did you seriously get pregnant just to make that joke?'
'Yes,' she admits, 'but it was totally birth it.'
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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:23 am
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(December 12, 2021 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My doctor is flirting with me. During my examination, she told me I was just 'too sweet'.
Okay, her actual words were 'severely diabetic', but I know what she meant.
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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:30 am
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(December 13, 2021 at 6:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (December 12, 2021 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My doctor is flirting with me. During my examination, she told me I was just 'too sweet'.
Okay, her actual words were 'severely diabetic', but I know what she meant.
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"Boru, pull your pants up. I'm a cardiologist!"
My mistake - I thought she said ‘hardiologist’.
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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:33 am
(December 12, 2021 at 8:49 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Gynecologist to blonde patient -
"You have acute vaginosis".
Blonde -
"Well, thank you!"
"Yes, very impressive. But I said to put your ankles in the stirrups, not behind your head!"
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am
I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.
One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered.
It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues.
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 7:48 am
(December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.
One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered.
It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues.
*reaches for the Newspaper Of Behaviour Modification*
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 8:20 am
Which is why I never tell bad boomerang jokes. They always come back to haunt you.
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 11:38 am
(December 14, 2021 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.
One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered.
It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues.
*reaches for the Newspaper Of Behaviour Modification*
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 11:44 am
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.