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RE: joke time
December 12, 2021 at 8:49 am (This post was last modified: December 12, 2021 at 8:52 am by onlinebiker.)
Gynecologist to blonde patient -

"You have acute vaginosis".


Blonde -

"Well, thank you!"
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#5612
RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 5:22 am
A young woman is at her doctor's office and he tells her, 'Ms. Smith, I have your test results and it appears that you're pregnant.

The woman appears shocked for a moment, then says, 'Pregnant? You've got to be' *pause* kid-in-me!'

The doctor waits for her giggling to subside and says, 'Did you seriously get pregnant just to make that joke?'

'Yes,' she admits, 'but it was totally birth it.'

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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:23 am (This post was last modified: December 13, 2021 at 6:31 am by The Valkyrie.)
(December 12, 2021 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My doctor is flirting with me. During my examination, she told me I was just 'too sweet'.

Okay, her actual words were 'severely diabetic', but I know what she meant.

Boru

"Boru, pull your pants up. I'm a cardiologist!"

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:30 am (This post was last modified: December 13, 2021 at 6:31 am by The Valkyrie.)
(December 13, 2021 at 6:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(December 12, 2021 at 6:21 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: My doctor is flirting with me. During my examination, she told me I was just 'too sweet'.

Okay, her actual words were 'severely diabetic', but I know what she meant.

Boru

"Boru, pull your pants up.  I'm a cardiologist!"

My mistake - I thought she said ‘hardiologist’.

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RE: joke time
December 13, 2021 at 6:33 am
(December 12, 2021 at 8:49 am)onlinebiker Wrote: Gynecologist to blonde patient -

"You have acute vaginosis".


Blonde -

"Well, thank you!"

"Yes, very impressive. But I said to put your ankles in the stirrups, not behind your head!"

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am
I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.

One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered.

It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues.

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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 7:48 am
(December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.

One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered.

It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues.

*reaches for the Newspaper Of Behaviour Modification*

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#5618
RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 8:20 am
Which is why I never tell bad boomerang jokes. They always come back to haunt you.
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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 11:38 am
(December 14, 2021 at 7:48 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(December 14, 2021 at 7:26 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I was watching an Aussie cooking show tonight and they were making desserts.

One guy made a meringue and everyone cheered.

It was odd, because Aussies usually boo meringues.

*reaches for the Newspaper Of Behaviour Modification*

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RE: joke time
December 14, 2021 at 11:44 am
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