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So has Christ returned

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So has Christ returned
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So has Christ returned
April 20, 2022 at 11:58 pm
In the form of Vladimir Putin?
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am
You aren’t even trying. *yawn*
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am
Dunno.

Let's nail the prick up for three days, stab him with a lance, and see if he comes back from the dead.

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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am
Does that mean he can/should be crucified?
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:11 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 12:12 am by TheClearCleanStuff.)
(April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am)LadyForCamus Wrote: You aren’t even trying. *yawn*

Yeah right, a shit ton of replies in probably 5 minutes? This post is solid gold!
(April 21, 2022 at 12:01 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Does that mean he can/should be crucified?

No you got the story wrong that was when he left. He's supposed to return in glory and power and defeat all the evil on the earth. Just look at what Putin is doing now if you need proof.
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:13 am
Bullshit unless Vlad is secretly Black ..... Hehe
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:15 am
(April 21, 2022 at 12:13 am)Helios Wrote: Bullshit unless Vlad is secretly Black ..... Hehe

And how do you know he's not? The son of god can do anything he wants, even black face, who's going to stop him some snow flake like  Zelenskyy?
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 12:17 am (This post was last modified: April 21, 2022 at 12:38 am by The Architect Of Fate.)
Quote:Yeah right, a shit ton of replies in probably 5 minutes? This post is solid gold!
Of us laughing at how stupid you are  Hehe

Quote:No you got the story wrong that was when he left. He's supposed to return in glory and power and defeat all the evil on the earth. Just look at what Putin is doing now if you need proof.
Do you mean totally failing to take one relevantly poor Eastern European nation? and virtually economically ruining Russia ... Yeah sure  Hehe
Quote:And how do you know he's not? The son of god can do anything he wants, even black face, who's going to stop him some snow flake like  Zelenskyy?
Because Jesus for all his faults wasn't an unhinged sociopath, Nor would he ever do Black Face and Zelenskyy has done a pretty fair job stopping Pussy Putin so far  Hehe
And who is more of a snowflake the guy who stayed in his nation's capital as an armored column rolled up to it or the guy who won't let you use the word war because it hurts his fee-fees? Hehe
"Change was inevitable"


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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 1:38 am
Is Jesus back?

Nope.

But - considering your hammered ass - Thor might be......
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RE: So has Christ returned
April 21, 2022 at 2:57 pm
never ceases to amaze me that these white supremacists fail to realise that jesus was not white (if he ever existed) and jesus was a communist (if the magic book was even vaguely true).

Almost as though they don't read their own magic book.
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