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RE: Random Thoughts
November 15, 2022 at 11:30 pm
"This bag is not a toy."

Fuck you, Tonto, it's a toy if I say it's a toy.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 15, 2022 at 11:42 pm (This post was last modified: November 15, 2022 at 11:47 pm by arewethereyet.)
Saw an ad on Facebook the other day for a flat iron.  Mine is getting some years on it and I have been thinking about getting a new one.  So, I popped open the ad....For $499.99 the damn thing better be able to keep my hair straight just by being in the house.  

Then because I opened that ad, they decided I might want one of their curling irons for around $600.00.  This has been followed by hair dryers and all manner of their hair styling gadgets.  I am a little afraid to even look at the other prices.

The company name rhymes with Buyson.  I think I will keep looking.  Holy crap!
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 16, 2022 at 6:49 pm
Nicki Minaj's ass should be used in magic rituals.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2022 at 6:03 am (This post was last modified: November 17, 2022 at 6:04 am by HankMoody316.)
(November 15, 2022 at 11:30 pm)Angrboda Wrote: "This bag is not a toy."

The bag comment reminded me of a twitch streamer with Tourette's syndrome named "Sweet Anita". She posted a funny story on twitter 10 hours ago about checking out while paying for her groceries and the cashier asked her "would you like a bag with that?" Suffice to say, her Tourette's syndrome got the better of her during that interesting encounter.
Therefore, let us glory, yea, we will glory in the Lord; yes, we will rejoice, for our joy is full; yea, we will praise our God forever. Behold, who can glory too much in the Lord? Yea, who can say too much of his great power, and of his mercy, and of his long-suffering towards to children of men? Behold, I say unto you, I cannot say the smallest part which I feel. 🙏
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2022 at 9:11 am
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 17, 2022 at 9:13 am
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 18, 2022 at 12:08 am
A certain woman in my life is pissing me off with her "my life is so amazing, everything is wonderful" shit.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 18, 2022 at 9:45 pm
(November 15, 2022 at 7:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(November 15, 2022 at 6:26 am)arewethereyet Wrote: Between the stories of Trump's various meltdowns and Twitter burning to the ground, I have quite been enjoying the news again.

I know, right? If you include Kanye West, it’s like America is having National Brand-Killing month.

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They're making the proverbial martyr out of Kanye.
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 19, 2022 at 8:45 am (This post was last modified: November 19, 2022 at 8:46 am by Fake Messiah.)
How can the Catholic Church (or Scientology or Church of Mormon) be a non-profit organization if they are making a profit?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Thoughts
November 19, 2022 at 1:28 pm
(November 18, 2022 at 9:45 pm)Huggy Bear Wrote:
(November 15, 2022 at 7:07 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I know, right? If you include Kanye West, it’s like America is having National Brand-Killing month.

Boru

They're making the proverbial martyr out of Kanye.

Kanye’s troubles are of Kanye’s making. He’s not a martyr, he’s a jackass.

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