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The Absurd GOP
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(February 8, 2023 at 11:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: YfQPcxz8_o.jpeg]

What a hag.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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You be careful what you say about The White Queen.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(February 8, 2023 at 11:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: [Image: YfQPcxz8_o.jpeg]

I saw this with the caption, ‘Rare sighting of the Albino North American Howling Shitgibbon.’

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Another applicable sobriquet, methinks- "Georgian Shrieking Harpy".
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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And the Inigo Montoya Award for repeatedly using that word and not understanding that it doesn’t mean what they think it means goes to the Republican Party for overusing the word “groomer” to the point where it’s lost all meaning:

A non-exhaustive list of everything and everyone the right accused of grooming

Quote:Last year, no one — not even Elmo — dodged the right’s bigoted groomer smear campaign. Accusations that individual people, organizations, and companies were engaged in widespread attempts to groom children (either sexually or into a so-called LGBTQ lifestyle) reached staggering levels in 2022, spreading from social media platforms and conservative cable all the way to representatives in Washington.

Grooming is a set of manipulative behaviors abusers use for the explicit purpose of forming a sexual relationship with minors. Right-wing media outlets and figures misappropriated the term, drawing on old and bigoted stereotypes that LGBTQ people are a sexual threat to minors in order to perpetuate hate — turning a once useful term into a de facto anti-LGBTQ slur.

https://www.mediamatters.org/diversity-d...d-grooming





And the most bizarre entry on the list: the fucking US Federal budget.
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Bill would ban the teaching of scientific theories in Montana schools

More than 20 people testified against Senate Bill 235, concerned that it could keep teachers from including gravitational theory, evolution and cell theory in curriculum.

The bill is sponsored by freshman Republican Senator Daniel Emrich from Great Falls. In his testimony, Emrich said the bill would make sure students are taught what a scientific fact is.

"If we operate on the assumption that a theory is fact, unfortunately, it leads us to asking questions that may be potentially based on false assumptions," Emrich said.

https://www.mtpr.org/montana-news/2023-0...na-schools
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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What a semanticist.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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Finally, someone is standing up to the tyranny of gravity in our schools!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(February 8, 2023 at 11:01 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Bill would ban the teaching of scientific theories in Montana schools

More than 20 people testified against Senate Bill 235, concerned that it could keep teachers from including gravitational theory, evolution and cell theory in curriculum.

The bill is sponsored by freshman Republican Senator Daniel Emrich from Great Falls. In his testimony, Emrich said the bill would make sure students are taught what a scientific fact is.

"If we operate on the assumption that a theory is fact, unfortunately, it leads us to asking questions that may be potentially based on false assumptions," Emrich said.

https://www.mtpr.org/montana-news/2023-0...na-schools

'If we operate on the assumption that a theory is fact'. This is a thing that science does not do.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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