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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 6, 2023 at 5:17 pm
(July 3, 2023 at 11:16 am)The Grand Nudger Wrote: (June 30, 2023 at 8:50 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Marco Rubio says his UFO hunt is really about battling the "Deep State,"
OFC, all of those androgynous woke aliens and their plot to destroy america from within by giving us single payer and a college education. Destroying rural americans crops and feminizing frogs and stealing the patties right out of our hamberders. You can't even get blackout drunk with your best friend cletus at the local dive bar without getting sodomized anymore.
While I firmly believe in extraterrestrial life, I feel pretty certain that when they fly past Earth, aliens lock their doors.
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 7, 2023 at 12:24 am
Did you know that hundreds of stairs spontaneously appear in woods? (from the Bigfoot community)
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 7, 2023 at 12:30 am
(July 6, 2023 at 5:17 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: While I firmly believe in extraterrestrial life, I feel pretty certain that when they fly past Earth, aliens lock their doors.
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 7, 2023 at 12:43 am
(This post was last modified: July 7, 2023 at 12:44 am by The Grand Nudger.)
If some aliens parked their boat on our planet we'd have it up on blocks in minutes. I think that's what gives alien conspiracy stories legs. They're not true about aliens, but they're true about us. It is what we'd do.
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 7, 2023 at 1:31 am
Finally! Uri Geller reveals aliens!!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 7, 2023 at 10:04 am
Looks like there's not a whole lot of money in the bendy spoon market anymore. I blame china.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 7, 2023 at 1:32 pm
Trump promises to release JFK assassination documents: 'Know the truth!'
Trump promised his fans Friday that he'd unveil the 'truth' about John F. Kennedy's assassination if he's re-elected president in 2024.
"When I return to the White House, I will declassify and unseal all JFK assassination related documents," he said on this Truth Social platform.
"It’s been 60 years, time for the American people to know the TRUTH!"
https://www.rawstory.com/jfk/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 13, 2023 at 5:19 pm
Congressman issues grim warning after viewing classified UFO footage: Could turn Earth to ‘charcoal’
“If they’re out there, they’re out there, and if they have this kind of technology, then they could turn us into a charcoal briquette,” Burchett said.
“And if they can travel light years or at the speeds that we’ve seen, and physics as we know it, fly underwater, don’t show a heat trail, things like that, then we are vastly out of our league.”
Burchett is a sitting member on the House Oversight Committee, which has held hearings about potential threats and unexplained UAPs, Unidentified Anomalous Phenomena, a government-derived word for UFOs.
“We can’t handle it,” Burchett said during his podcast appearance about potential alien tech. “We couldn’t fight them off what we wanted to. That’s why I don’t think they’re a threat to us, or they would already have been.
https://nypost.com/2023/07/12/rep-tim-bu...o-footage/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 13, 2023 at 5:42 pm
Maybe they're actually civilized. I know we have no examples of that to judge by, but let's pretend we do know what it would look like.
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RE: Daily conspiracy
July 13, 2023 at 5:45 pm
I grew up seeing those conspiracy theory tabloids at every cash register. I blame them for the nutsoes we have today.
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