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(July 6, 2023 at 8:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When strip clubs aren’t open for business, they should post a sign that says, ‘Sorry, we’re clothed.’

Boru

Shouldn't that be "Thorry, We're Clothed"?
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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^That sign would only apply to thrip clubth.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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(July 7, 2023 at 4:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^That sign would only apply to thrip clubth.

Boru

A good strip club is *never* clothed.
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Teacher: Kids what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework
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(July 8, 2023 at 1:13 pm)Darinda Wrote: Teacher: Kids what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework

Literally laughed out loud...

...and I taught high school for twenty years.
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I know I'm getting a late start on this, but I've decided to make it my life's work to ride the world of all cancers.




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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nishant xavier
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As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, “I really need a new fucking boat.”
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Me, "Everyone borrows stuff from work occasionally."

Boss, "Not from the morgue!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I was at a garage sale yesterday.

"How much for the angry garden gnome?"

"That's my toddler!"

"Answer the question!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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