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#6521
RE: joke time
July 6, 2023 at 10:34 pm
(July 6, 2023 at 8:27 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: When strip clubs aren’t open for business, they should post a sign that says, ‘Sorry, we’re clothed.’

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Shouldn't that be "Thorry, We're Clothed"?
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#6522
RE: joke time
July 7, 2023 at 4:36 am
^That sign would only apply to thrip clubth.

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#6523
RE: joke time
July 7, 2023 at 5:01 pm
(July 7, 2023 at 4:36 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ^That sign would only apply to thrip clubth.

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A good strip club is *never* clothed.
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#6524
RE: joke time
July 8, 2023 at 1:13 pm
Teacher: Kids what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework
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#6525
RE: joke time
July 8, 2023 at 5:37 pm
(July 8, 2023 at 1:13 pm)Darinda Wrote: Teacher: Kids what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework

Literally laughed out loud...

...and I taught high school for twenty years.
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#6526
RE: joke time
July 11, 2023 at 6:01 am
I know I'm getting a late start on this, but I've decided to make it my life's work to ride the world of all cancers.




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#6527
RE: joke time
July 11, 2023 at 7:56 am
nishant xavier
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#6528
RE: joke time
July 14, 2023 at 12:28 pm
As I slipped my finger slowly inside her hole, I could immediately feel it getting wetter and wetter…
I slid my finger back out, and within seconds, she was going down on me.
I thought to myself, “I really need a new fucking boat.”
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#6529
RE: joke time
July 15, 2023 at 4:50 am
Me, "Everyone borrows stuff from work occasionally."

Boss, "Not from the morgue!"
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#6530
RE: joke time
July 15, 2023 at 4:10 pm
I was at a garage sale yesterday.

"How much for the angry garden gnome?"

"That's my toddler!"

"Answer the question!"
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