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I once attended a magic show in Spain. The magician said, ‘Unos, dos…’ and then vanished without a tres.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
“Nothing looks good on me anymore,” wailed a customer modeling an outfit in front of the department store’s mirror.
“Nonsense, ma’am,” soothed the salesclerk. “That dress says it all.” “That’s the problem,” the woman replied. “I need a dress that keeps its mouth shut.”
Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
(August 29, 2023 at 4:54 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner.
Irritated by the thought of him sitting in the air conditioned house while she labored away on the weeds, she snapped, “I can’t believe. You’re asking me about supper right now! Pretend I’m out of town, go inside and make dinner yourself!” So he went back in the house and fixed himself a big steak, potatoes, garlic bread, and a tall beer. His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Where’s my dinner?” “Huh? I thought you were out of town,” he replied. (August 29, 2023 at 10:44 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? If you want to know who the deep thinkers are, replace "pterodactyl" with "flying dinosaur". They'll be the only ones laughing at the punch line.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(August 30, 2023 at 10:13 am)Darinda Wrote: A wife was outside pulling weeds on a hot summer day when her husband walked up and asked her what they were having for dinner. Alternate ending: His wife walked in just about the time he was finishing up and asked, “Who is she?”
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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