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#6581
RE: joke time
August 30, 2023 at 8:08 pm
Getting barebacked by a redhead is called being gingerbred.
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#6582
RE: joke time
August 31, 2023 at 9:33 am
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RE: joke time
August 31, 2023 at 1:34 pm
The worst part about spanking an unruly child is public is that I’m never sure whose kid it is.

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 7:46 pm
Years ago, when I was visiting the UK, I decided to visit Glasgow.

There, I thought I'd encountered Britain's very first superhero.

A man suddenly dashed across the road, running faster than anyone I'd ever seen, dodging in and out of traffic, all while wearing a cape.

Turns out it was a Scotsman avoiding paying for a haircut.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 7:49 pm
(September 2, 2023 at 7:46 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Years ago, when I was visiting the UK, I decided to visit Glasgow.

There, I thought I'd encountered Britain's very first superhero.

A man suddenly dashed across the road, running faster than anyone I'd ever seen, dodging in and out of traffic, all while wearing a cape.

Turns out it was a Scotsman avoiding paying for a haircut.

It’s funny because it’s true.

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 8:24 pm
Guy goes to Scotland on a tour. Goes into a shop and sees something he wants. Opens Velcro-closed wallet, and the proprietor comments, "Aye, a real Scot's wallet, it screams when ye open it!".
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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 8:28 pm
Copper wire was invented by two Scots fighting over a penny...

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 8:32 pm
A woman asks a Highlander, ‘What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?’ He answers, ‘Gie us yer hand, lassie, and I’ll show ye.’

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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 8:59 pm
A Higgs boson walked into a Roman Catholic Church.

A priest approached the particle and said, “I'm very sorry, but we regard Higgs particles as demonic. I'm afraid you must leave.”

The Higgs particle replied, “But without me, padre, you can’t have mass.”
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RE: joke time
September 2, 2023 at 11:04 pm
(September 2, 2023 at 8:32 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A woman asks a Highlander, ‘What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?’ He answers, ‘Gie us yer hand, lassie, and I’ll show ye.’

Boru

...to which she exclaimed, "That's gruesome!"

...to which he replied, ‘Gie us yer hand, lassie, it's gruesome more!'
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