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#6701
RE: joke time
November 7, 2023 at 9:28 pm
I hear there’s a new fragrance being targeted to introverts. It’s called ‘Leave Me The Fa-Cologne.’

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RE: joke time
November 7, 2023 at 9:36 pm
(November 7, 2023 at 9:28 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I hear there’s a new fragrance being targeted to introverts. It’s called ‘Leave Me The Fa-Cologne.’

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I'd like to order a case, please.
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#6703
RE: joke time
November 10, 2023 at 3:27 pm
Years ago, when we were going through a rough financial patch, my wife told me, ‘Cheer up! Things could be worse - at least we’re not in a deep, water-filled hole in the ground.’

I know she meant well.

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#6704
RE: joke time
November 11, 2023 at 11:49 am
I have several Hispanic friends. Whenever I’m with them, I try to work the word ‘mucho’ into the conversation. It means a lot to them.

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RE: joke time
November 11, 2023 at 7:41 pm (This post was last modified: November 11, 2023 at 7:44 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
Mark Zuckerberg- Oh Satan I offer my soul in exchange for power 

The Devil -You can't offer what you don't have buddy !!!!
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RE: joke time
November 11, 2023 at 10:41 pm
Me after drinking too much on Saturday.

"Shit, I can't feel my legs!"

Him, "Those are my legs, you dopey bitch!"

Me, "Thank fuck for that! For a moment I thought I'd grown a dick!"

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RE: joke time
November 11, 2023 at 11:18 pm
Anyone know where @Darinda has been?
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#6708
RE: joke time
November 12, 2023 at 9:20 am
Oh, so "the Lord hath made folly of the wisdom of this world,", huh?

Big deal. Most of it was folly in the first place.
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RE: joke time
November 12, 2023 at 1:07 pm
I sneak up on you while you're sleeping.

Before you realise what is happening, I tie you up and drag you to the kitchen.

There, I force the medicine down your throat.

But you break free and flee the house.

But I got you, cat. I GOT you!

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RE: joke time
November 12, 2023 at 4:52 pm
I haven’t slept for ten days straight, because that would be way too long.

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