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Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 20, 2023 at 2:39 pm
1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
2. Can you get a speeding ticket for dreaming about speeding?
3. If your meth lab blows up and burns down your barn and kills you can you still get an insurance settlement by suing the government?
4. If egg whites are white why aren't egg yolks black?
5. (I'd get banned.)
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RE: Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 20, 2023 at 2:45 pm
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RE: Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 20, 2023 at 4:23 pm
The lone star of Texas is actually a review by tourists.
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RE: Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 20, 2023 at 4:56 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 2:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
2. Can you get a speeding ticket for dreaming about speeding?
3. If your meth lab blows up and burns down your barn and kills you can you still get an insurance settlement by suing the government?
4. If egg whites are white why aren't egg yolks black?
5. (I'd get banned.)
I notice that there is little to no concern about inbreeding.
Are you positive they're 'legally' cousins?
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RE: Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 20, 2023 at 10:08 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 2:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
Your cousins sound like characters from the Asterix comics.
![[Image: Astrr.jpg]](https://i.postimg.cc/qvYkJH9Q/Astrr.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 22, 2023 at 9:19 pm
(November 20, 2023 at 10:08 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: (November 20, 2023 at 2:39 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: 1. If the Moon falls on Texas will Arkansas be affected?
Your cousins sound like characters from the Asterix comics.
![[Image: MV5BNzk0OWQzMDQtODg1ZC00Yjg2LWJjYzAtNGRj...1._V1_.jpg]](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzk0OWQzMDQtODg1ZC00Yjg2LWJjYzAtNGRjMjE2M2FlYjZjXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTMzNzIyNDc1._V1_.jpg)
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RE: Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about...
November 22, 2023 at 9:35 pm
I've mentioned elsewhere that the Christmas Holocaust is coming up. Firearms on Christmas morning, ER by noon.
