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#6951
RE: joke time
April 19, 2025 at 1:56 pm
Just open the vessel to space. Kind of messy, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#6952
RE: joke time
April 19, 2025 at 3:07 pm
(April 17, 2025 at 1:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(April 16, 2025 at 6:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Mummy, where do Marjorie Taylor Greenes come from?’

‘Well son, when a gun and a crack pipe love each other very much…’

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Well, they've been selectively breeding some creatures to bring back extinct species, I just thought she had escaped from the neanderthal lab...

Please don't insult Neanderthals. They were actually quite intelligent.

Maybe the trilobite lab? (Need an extinct invertebrate).
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#6953
RE: joke time
April 23, 2025 at 4:16 pm
I’m sure that someone once saw a bug on a bed and named them bedbugs. That makes sense to me.

But who the fuck named cockroaches?

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#6954
RE: joke time
April 30, 2025 at 12:57 pm
I read that a 60 000 square foot Temu warehouse burned to the ground.

Total losses are estimated at $58.25.

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#6955
RE: joke time
May 2, 2025 at 7:12 am
If you can’t find your pizza cutter, you can use an old Bryan Adams cd. It cuts like a knife.

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#6956
RE: joke time
May 2, 2025 at 6:18 pm
Q: Why is the unvaccinated two-year-old crying?

A: Midlife crisis.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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#6957
RE: joke time
May 2, 2025 at 7:13 pm
^Dark, but funny.

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#6958
RE: joke time
May 2, 2025 at 7:31 pm
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#6959
RE: joke time
May 3, 2025 at 12:37 pm
Ivanka: ‘Do you bleach your asshole?’

Melania: ‘I keep trying, but he still looks orange.’

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#6960
RE: joke time
May 8, 2025 at 9:19 am
Did you see the latest executive order? He's renaming the San Andreas Fault to Biden's Fault. The ceremonial signing took place at Mar-Al-Catraz
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