Just open the vessel to space. Kind of messy, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
joke time
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Just open the vessel to space. Kind of messy, though.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(April 17, 2025 at 1:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(April 16, 2025 at 6:10 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: ‘Mummy, where do Marjorie Taylor Greenes come from?’ Please don't insult Neanderthals. They were actually quite intelligent. Maybe the trilobite lab? (Need an extinct invertebrate).
I’m sure that someone once saw a bug on a bed and named them bedbugs. That makes sense to me.
But who the fuck named cockroaches? Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I read that a 60 000 square foot Temu warehouse burned to the ground.
Total losses are estimated at $58.25. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
If you can’t find your pizza cutter, you can use an old Bryan Adams cd. It cuts like a knife.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Q: Why is the unvaccinated two-year-old crying?
A: Midlife crisis.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
^Dark, but funny.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Ivanka: ‘Do you bleach your asshole?’
Melania: ‘I keep trying, but he still looks orange.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Did you see the latest executive order? He's renaming the San Andreas Fault to Biden's Fault. The ceremonial signing took place at Mar-Al-Catraz
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