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The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 4:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Trump, for some unknown reason

He got away from his handlers and that's just where he ended up.  President old balls wandering around. We found my grandfather driving through downtown on a lawn tractor in his underwear propositioning hookers once. Cop showed up and he offered her the same deal.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 7:23 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote:
(August 6, 2025 at 4:52 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Trump, for some unknown reason

He got away from his handlers keepers and that's just where he ended up.  President old balls wandering around.  We found my grandfather driving through downtown on a lawn tractor in his underwear propositioning hookers once.  Cop showed up and he offered her the same deal.

FTFY
I'm your huckleberry.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 12:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(August 6, 2025 at 12:08 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote: Drug resistant neurosyphilus is a very slow killer.

Something a little speedier, I’m thinking.

Boru

A high calibre lobotomy.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 7:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(August 6, 2025 at 12:09 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Something a little speedier, I’m thinking.

Boru

A high calibre lobotomy.

I could have sworn he had already been lobotomized.
I'm your huckleberry.
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 8:00 pm)arewethereyet Wrote:
(August 6, 2025 at 7:43 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: A high calibre lobotomy.

I could have sworn he had already been lobotomized.

11 grams at 2500 ft/sec is, I think, her point.

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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
JD Vance had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip

JD Vance’s team had the army corps of engineers take the unusual step of changing the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate a recent boating excursion on a family holiday.

Vance was spotted in the south-western Ohio area on 2 August, his 41st birthday, according to social media posts that noted he was seen canoeing on the river, a tributary that Caesar Creek Lake feeds into.

One source with knowledge of the matter who communicated with the Guardian anonymously alleged that the outflow request for the Caesar Creek Lake was not just to support the vice-president’s Secret Service detail, but also to create “ideal kayaking conditions”.

The news raises questions about whether Vance’s office was potentially exploiting public infrastructure resources for his personal recreation at a time when the Trump administration has cut billions of dollars in foreign aid, scientific research and government jobs as part of its “efficiency” drive.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...ter-levels
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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 11:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: JD Vance had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip

JD Vance’s team had the army corps of engineers take the unusual step of changing the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate a recent boating excursion on a family holiday.

Vance was spotted in the south-western Ohio area on 2 August, his 41st birthday, according to social media posts that noted he was seen canoeing on the river, a tributary that Caesar Creek Lake feeds into.

One source with knowledge of the matter who communicated with the Guardian anonymously alleged that the outflow request for the Caesar Creek Lake was not just to support the vice-president’s Secret Service detail, but also to create “ideal kayaking conditions”.

The news raises questions about whether Vance’s office was potentially exploiting public infrastructure resources for his personal recreation at a time when the Trump administration has cut billions of dollars in foreign aid, scientific research and government jobs as part of its “efficiency” drive.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...ter-levels

Let's cut to Clarence Thomas for an informed judicial opinion.

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RE: The Official "Damned Trump" Thread: Phase II
(August 6, 2025 at 11:34 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: JD Vance had water level of Ohio river raised for family’s boating trip

JD Vance’s team had the army corps of engineers take the unusual step of changing the outflow of a lake in Ohio to accommodate a recent boating excursion on a family holiday.

Vance was spotted in the south-western Ohio area on 2 August, his 41st birthday, according to social media posts that noted he was seen canoeing on the river, a tributary that Caesar Creek Lake feeds into.

One source with knowledge of the matter who communicated with the Guardian anonymously alleged that the outflow request for the Caesar Creek Lake was not just to support the vice-president’s Secret Service detail, but also to create “ideal kayaking conditions”.

The news raises questions about whether Vance’s office was potentially exploiting public infrastructure resources for his personal recreation at a time when the Trump administration has cut billions of dollars in foreign aid, scientific research and government jobs as part of its “efficiency” drive.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...ter-levels

You lot must be so relieved that you have a government that is waging war on 'waste, fraud, and abuse.'

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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