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RE: joke time
October 22, 2025 at 12:51 am
This is a joke that Google Gemini told me:
Why did the three lesbian bakers start a co-op?
They wanted to have their cake and eat each other's, too!
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: joke time
October 25, 2025 at 4:38 pm
A local flower shop burned to the ground. It was a florist fire.
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RE: joke time
October 25, 2025 at 4:41 pm
(October 22, 2025 at 12:51 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: This is a joke that Google Gemini told me:
Why did the three lesbian bakers start a co-op?
They wanted to have their cake and eat each other's, too!
Reminds me of the old joke about a young man who was torn between marrying Katherine or Edith. He went to his father for advice and was told, ‘Make up your mind, son. You can’t have your Kate and Edith, too.’
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RE: joke time
October 25, 2025 at 4:49 pm
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RE: joke time
November 7, 2025 at 5:56 am
Remember how you used to slap your brother in the face with his own hand while saying, 'Why are you hitting yourself? Why are you hitting yourself?'
I tried that once and my sister-in-law was all like, 'Oh my God, is THAT why you wanted an open casket??'
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