Stupid things religious people say

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

I dunno...looks like they nailed it.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

That's it, women! You have crossed the line! Did you really think that bishops wouldn't notice what you are doing? Ha?!

US bishops have had it with women who treat their vaginas as toys and not sacred tools for making new Christians. There have been so many abortions in previous years that they have decided to take drastic actions about it: they will educate women about sex and organize mass prayers.
So, girls, if you feel some unexplained tingling in your cooch, it's the power of the prayers from millions of mobilized Catholics who are talking to God about it.

But what is most peculiar about this, and why I'm mentioning this, is that these creeps have meticulously counted not just every abortion that has been performed in the US but also every contraceptive pill that has been sold (because every pill equals one abortion) and have all added it together to get the overall number of "murdered babies."

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The U.S. Catholic bishops are getting ready a nationwide call to prayer and action, with an official launch date of Aug. 18, to mobilize Catholics to address the rising abortion rate and the increased availability of an abortion-inducing drug.

According to an estimate from Guttmacher Institute, a research firm for the abortion industry, 1.12 million abortions took place in 2025, marking a 21% increase from 2020. Guttmacher said 2020 marked “the last year of comprehensive national estimates” before the 2022 U.S. Supreme Court’s Dobbs v. Jackson Women’s Health Organization decision. Dobbs overturned the 1973 Roe v. Wade decision and its related abortion precedents, returning the matter of abortion back to the legislative branch.

Guttmacher found the figures for 2025 were largely unchanged from the prior year, but suggested abortion numbers overall may be an undercount due to people acquiring abortion pills in advance or obtaining them by means other than U.S. abortion clinic providers.

Abortion rates in the U.S. bottomed out in 2017, when they were estimated to be just over 862,000, and began increasing again in the first Trump administration, which also approved the first generic for mifepristone, commonly called “the abortion pill,” in 2019. The pill is commonly used in combination with misoprostol for early abortion, although the same combination is also used in some miscarriage care protocols that were more recently recommended for consideration by the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists.

More than six of 10 abortions in the U.S. are performed through a combination of mifepristone and misoprostol, according to recent estimates.

Archbishop Coakley and Bishop Thomas stated that the FDA “has enabled a nationwide mail-order abortion industry by allowing abortion pills to be prescribed in telehealth appointments and sold both at neighborhood pharmacies and online, circumventing state laws that protect life in the womb.”

The bishops said that from the official start of the campaign through the end of October, when the Church in the U.S. marks Respect Life Month, “the USCCB Committee on Pro-Life Activities is inviting Catholics to join a focused effort of prayer and action to stop the spread of abortion pills.”

They urged Catholics to seek “the intercession of St. Joseph, Defender of Life” as well as to send messages to pharmacies and pharmaceutical companies that are involved.

The USCCB is gearing up to mobilize Catholics all over the U.S. with resources in time for the Aug. 18 launch of the campaign.

“We are setting up a simple on-line platform allowing users to click and send one message that will go to multiple entities, such as brick-and-mortar pharmacies and online pharmacies, distributors, and pharmaceutical companies,” Kat Talalas, assistant director for pro-life communications at the USCCB’s Secretariat of Pro-Life Activities, told OSV News. “We are also developing educational resources about the abortion pill, which will help explain distinctions between miscarriage care versus ending the life of a child in an abortion.”

https://www.catholicsun.org/2026/07/30/u...tion-rate/

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[BrianSoddingBoru4]

^I can’t imagine that ‘women who treat their vaginas as toys’ (translation: women who enjoy a healthy, active sex life) are going to be terribly influenced by a Catholic call to prayer. 

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

Yeah, it's going to be more aggressive than that. They are planning an attack on contraceptive means, like this part of the article: They urged Catholics to seek “the intercession of St. Joseph, Defender of Life” as well as to send messages to pharmacies and pharmaceutical companies that are involved.

“We are setting up a simple on-line platform allowing users to click and send one message that will go to multiple entities, such as brick-and-mortar pharmacies and online pharmacies, distributors, and pharmaceutical companies,” Kat Talalas, assistant director for pro-life communications at the USCCB’s Secretariat of Pro-Life Activities.

That's why I should have put it rather in the Damned Catholics thread.

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Yeah, it's going to be more aggressive than that. They are planning an attack on contraceptive means, like this part of the article: They urged Catholics to seek “the intercession of St. Joseph, Defender of Life” as well as to send messages to pharmacies and pharmaceutical companies that are involved.

“We are setting up a simple on-line platform allowing users to click and send one message that will go to multiple entities, such as brick-and-mortar pharmacies and online pharmacies, distributors, and pharmaceutical companies,” Kat Talalas, assistant director for pro-life communications at the USCCB’s Secretariat of Pro-Life Activities.

That's why I should have put it rather in the Damned Catholics thread.

Doomed to fail. Businesses tend to take precious little notice of people who were never going to buy their products anyway.

Boru

[Fake Messiah]

AI is a new tool that helps Christians in their holy mission to lie for Jesus. Like this meme that I keep being targeted with from Christians.

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[Fake Messiah]

Did you know that pious monks can smell sins on other people? Especially those with sexual sins—they get to smell like rotting corpses—and then that stench attracts demons around them.

Sexual sin is one of the gravest offenses against the purity of the soul. It not only corrupts the body—which is a temple of the Holy Ghost—but also emits, in the spiritual realm, a putrid odor that attracts demons. Saint Padre Pio, a holy mystic and stigmatist, once encountered a man confessing lustful sins, and the spiritual stench was so terrible, he described it as "the smell of a rotting corpse." This spiritual foulness, though invisible to human senses, is all too real in the supernatural realm. It is the reason why sexual sins are among the most odorous and repellent before God and His saints.

St. Paul reminds us in 1 Corinthians 6:18-20 (Douay -Rheims):
"Fly fornication. Every sin that a man doeth, is without the body; but he that committeth fornication, sinneth against his own body. Or know you not, that your members are the temple of the Holy Ghost, who is in you...?"

Those who engage in mortal sins—especially sexual ones—emit a spiritual stench that demons can detect. Just as there is the "odor of sanctity" among the saints, there is a stench of decay for those entrenched in grave sin. This was confirmed by Fr. John Farao, a Catholic exorcist, who boldly taught: The Smell of Man Living in Mortal Sin Demon Can Smell Your Soul

You know, and this is what Satanists tell you directly, that when people are involved in serious sins (sexual sin, homosexuality, lesbianism, pride, occult, greed, psychic, drunkard, fornication, masturbation, porn, hatred, bad parties, drugs, bad parenting, infidelity to spouse, tattoos, unforgiveness, sloth, sins against the 10 commandments and 7 deadly sins, suicidal thoughts, revenge, sexual thoughts, swearing, immodest clothing, yoga exercise (posture is symbol of worship to Hindu Gods), lying, gossip, cheating in school, wife, or works, etc.), they smell spiritually, and demons sense that smell, that odor. Just like we say in Catholicism, there's an odor of sanctification as people get holier and holier.

Satanists tell us, because they talk demons a lot, that a demon can tell in a room that a person whose soul is seriously affected by mortal sin, they hover around them because they smell good to the sin of that person. That person is already in the camp of demons; they will just give the person more opportunities to sin and lead them farther down the road towards hell (by dying suddenly in a state of mortal sin).

(That is why regular confession is a must to restore the grace and remove that odor that attracts demons to bring pestilence, diseases, death, financial problems, business bankruptcy, marital issues, conflicts with children, accidents, curses, and other forms of demonic activity and oppression into your life.)

— Father John Farao (Exorcist)

https://www.catholic365.com/article/4599...l-sin.html

[Mister Agenda]

Hmm. The Bible explicitly says that Sodom's sins were pride, gluttony, and failing to help the poor and needy.

Jude 1:7 specifies immorality and perversion. Not details on the extent or type of the perversions.

Boru

Probably attempted human on angel action. That's like the opposite of bestiality, I'm thinking.

[Fake Messiah]

AI is a new tool that helps Christians in their holy mission to lie for Jesus. Like this meme that I keep being targeted with from Christians.

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Seriously, this is religious/Christian apoligetics in a nutshell: they have something that is obviously fake to the point that it is hilarious, but if it proves the existence of their God, then, in their mind, it MUST be true no matter that it is just a laughably bad AI slop. And if you don't accept this, then you are stupid, blinded with atheism, communist, satanic, will see it was true when you die.

They don't have problem with this being fake, they have problem with you not taking it seriously.

[The Grand Nudger]

-because god is the truth making fact to people so afflicted, and not the other way around.