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What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?

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What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 22, 2012 at 5:27 pm
"Wow you feel just like my dad."
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 22, 2012 at 5:37 pm
One of the worst things to say during sex -

"Oh yes Jess! Oh fuck I mean Katie....oh fuck....err.....laura? Uh....what's your name again?"

Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan

Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.

Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.

You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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February 23, 2012 at 1:34 pm
Naw, that's how you play "bedroom rodeo." You get mounted on top of your woman, then cry out another woman's name. Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.
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February 23, 2012 at 2:57 pm
(February 23, 2012 at 1:34 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Naw, that's how you play "bedroom rodeo." You get mounted on top of your woman, then cry out another woman's name. Then try to stay on for 8 seconds.

HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAROFLOL
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February 24, 2012 at 9:39 am
"Aaaaaw that's cute"
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February 24, 2012 at 9:46 am
NEXT!
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February 24, 2012 at 10:01 am
(February 22, 2012 at 5:37 pm)Ace Otana Wrote: One of the worst things to say during sex -

"Oh yes Jess! Oh fuck I mean Katie....oh fuck....err.....laura? Uh....what's your name again?"

[raised eyebrow]

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February 24, 2012 at 10:06 am
Is it in yet?

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February 24, 2012 at 10:12 am
Oops, it's split.
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RE: What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
February 24, 2012 at 10:12 am
(February 24, 2012 at 10:06 am)5thHorseman Wrote: Is it in yet?

I know a guy that was actually asked that. Why on earth he thought he would get away with telling us without being ridiculed ill never know..
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