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Bible contradictions?
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#251
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 17, 2012 at 11:05 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 7:35 am)Zen Badger Wrote:
(March 16, 2012 at 4:19 pm)NoMoreFaith Wrote: Please. Convince us the flood actually happened. Big Grin

No "incomplete" fossil record to hide in the gaps. Bring on the evidence for a global flood. Its friday and we need the entertainment.

Don't hold your breath mate, he still has yet to prove that the universe is only 6000 years old.

ROFLOL

I'm sorry is the argument that the flood took place in the Cambrian era?!!

Please tell me I read that wrong. The claim would be that Noah existed 500 million years ago. Confusedhock:

Also in the long line of outright lies that folks tell about evolution the best one is that there are no transitional human fossils. Or that Satan planted them along with the dinosaurs. Or that they were fossils from the race of giants in Genesis? The punchlines go on.

My favorite transitional human is the tiny guys they called hobbits. they were like 3 ft tall.
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#252
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 17, 2012 at 11:09 pm
A pre-Cambrian Noah? These miracles just keep getting better and better!
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#253
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 18, 2012 at 12:04 pm
(March 17, 2012 at 11:09 pm)Stimbo Wrote: A pre-Cambrian Noah?

Even I think this guy's a nut.
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#254
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm
Quote:It's only lately that sissy, namby-pamby Christians like yourself have been so willing to throw the Bible under the bus in favor of all that science and logic.


A bunch of pussies, ain't they?
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#255
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 18, 2012 at 3:02 pm
(March 18, 2012 at 1:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: A bunch of pussies, ain't they?

Amen! They say "Word of God" but then treat it like buffet table, creating their own al la carte theology, assuming they even bother to read the book at all.
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#256
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm
Quote:To most Christians, the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click ''I agree''
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#257
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm
(March 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:To most Christians, the bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it, they just scroll to the bottom and click ''I agree''

Epic quote. So true
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#258
RE: Bible contradictions?
March 19, 2012 at 3:21 am
Hey Chipan,

As a former Christian all I can say is that these contradictions show the New Testament was hearsay and not witnesses.

Could you please tell me who told Mary that Jesus was resurrected?
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RE: Bible contradictions?
August 23, 2012 at 8:01 pm
[quote='FallentoReason' pid='257145' dateline='1332141668']
Hey Chipan,

As a former Christian all I can say is that these contradictions show the New Testament was hearsay and not witnesses.

Could you please tell me who told Mary that Jesus was resurrected?


Nobody - neither of those people are real
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#260
RE: Bible contradictions?
August 23, 2012 at 8:47 pm
(March 18, 2012 at 4:38 pm)Insanity x Wrote:
(March 18, 2012 at 4:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote:

Epic quote. So true

Love it. I think I'll steal it and accredit it to Tarquin St John Shagnasty. Angel Cloud
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