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Watch: now you see it, now you...
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Watch: now you see it, now you...
... still can! Photoshop hides a multitude of sins...

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(H/T P Z Myers)

This was bad enough to make it to that repository of failed PR and half-arsed graphic design Photoshop Disasters.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#2
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
Sorry, but I can't get past that stupid fucking hat.
[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#3
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
Yes, it is a shocker, isn't it! Part of a Bender costume I think.

If anyone needs a hint, look at the table underneath his left wrist...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#4
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
Oh I spotted the absence of the very expensive watch in the second pic.

But I still can't get past that stupid fucking hat.

What is it with religious authority figures and stupid hats?
BTW don't open the photoshop disasters link in Stimbo's post.

I had a couple of malware attacks when I did.
[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#5
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
Did you also spot the unfortunate non-absence of the watch's reflection in the second pic?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#6
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
(April 7, 2012 at 3:51 am)Stimbo Wrote: Did you also spot the unfortunate non-absence of the watch's reflection in the second pic?

Yeah, saw that.

Big Grin
[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]
If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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#7
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
What's with the hat? :/ This is the dumbest hat I've seen lately.
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#8
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
(April 7, 2012 at 3:40 am)Zen Badger Wrote: Sorry, but I can't get past that stupid fucking hat.


Actually, I think the little lightning rod on top is a nice touch.Wink Shades

MUCH more restrained than that vulgar statue of Artie Shaw playing his clarinet on top of Mormon Temples. I've always thought those monstrosities have all the class of a Las Vegas casino.That prelate just looks like the doorman/parking valet..
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RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
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#10
RE: Watch: now you see it, now you...
I want a hat like that.

That guy should post pictures in our Hat Thread.
Cunt
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