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I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
#31
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(June 1, 2012 at 6:49 pm)Darwinian Wrote: I'm not so sure that Jesus lives but his thread has certainly been resurrected :S

Do you have a hammer? I can scrounge up a few nails. We can try again.

Referencing this thread of course.
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#32
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm)domnavarra Wrote: First weekend in december 2008, I laid down to sleep. All of a sudden I was sitting on the edge of the bed, reading a book about Jesus and his father about how they have triumphed against evil throughout time. Then from behind me came the voice of Jesus, he said "hurry up and finish reading my book"! I was astounded and turned around to look over my shoulder...immediately he grabbed me from behind, underneath my armpits and lifted me clear off the bed! My whole body was vibrating from his touch. Then I woke up and to my surprise my entire body was still vibrating. Immediately, I knelt at the side of my bed and asked "what should I do" he said "be masterful", again I asked what should I do? he said "be free" then I asked how can I feel like this all the time? He said "follow me".

Grand, friend. I am glad you had such an experience.
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#33
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Sounds like zombie rape.
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#34
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(March 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm)domnavarra Wrote: Then from behind me came the voice of Jesus, he said "hurry up and finish reading my book"! I was astounded and turned around to look over my shoulder...immediately he grabbed me from behind, underneath my armpits and lifted me clear off the bed! My whole body was vibrating from his touch.

Arse raped by jesus eh?

I wonder if that's where the catholics got the idea from? Thinking
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#35
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(June 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 3:16 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Holy thread necro, Batman!

Greetings people of the year 2009, we are from the future!

Holy shit, I got a laugh out of that.
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#36
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My color blindness is telling me that a lot of the posters on this thread have been sent to the gauntlet, although I'm pretty sure that they haven't. Anyway, cool story Bro, needs more aliens, though.
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#37
RE: I'm a witness that Jesus lives!
(June 1, 2012 at 7:22 pm)Epimethean Wrote: Sounds like zombie rape.

Ha, you beat me to it.
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.

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#38
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And we have another holy shit and runner people.
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#39
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(June 1, 2012 at 7:28 pm)Shell B Wrote:
(June 1, 2012 at 3:22 pm)teaearlgreyhot Wrote: Greetings people of the year 2009, we are from the future!

Holy shit, I got a laugh out of that.

I was reading a really old MacRumors thread recently from like 2006. The people there were talking about the then latest iPhone rumors and I was about to chime in and post "no, you people are all wrong. I'm from 2012 and the iPhone will have...." and then I realized what I was doing and face palmed myself.
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"The lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, but in ways that are indistinguishable from his nonexistence."
-- George Yorgo Veenhuyzen quoted by John W. Loftus in The End of Christianity (p. 103).
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#40
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What a surprise ... a one-shit wonder who has stupid unprovable dreams.






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