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RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 14, 2012 at 5:18 pm
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(July 14, 2012 at 5:17 pm)Insanity x Wrote: (July 14, 2012 at 3:52 pm)Gambit Wrote: I totally believe all of this; it's too extraordinary not to be true.
Seriously?
He has to be kidding.
Fuck the Kill shot, the Khill shot is way more scary.
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RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 14, 2012 at 5:32 pm
What? Think about it. I get a mysterious message directing me to this poor clone who is being tortured by the Illuminati, which leads me directly to the messiah's website and then his Youtube channel. It's a sign, man, I'm telling you. I'm not sure what I'm supposed to do first, though. Do I save the clone or book a flight to Australia to take my place in Jesus' super dooper tribulation program? Damn, now I know how Batman felt in Batman Forever when he had to choose between Robin and Chase.
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RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 14, 2012 at 5:41 pm
Hint;-)
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RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 14, 2012 at 9:24 pm
Sorry, Gambit; call me Mr Cynic but it's the use of phrases like "super dooper" that is making me not believe you.
As for the Batman choice thing, clearly he should have saved the girl and let the whiny little shit Robin fall. Think about it. He sends Bruce Wayne on a guilt trip over his circussy parents, shows he can't be trusted by abusing the hospitality of stately Wayne Manor and breaking into the Batcave, steals the Batmobile and endangers Batman's secret identity (a plot point which has to happen at least once per superhero film). Finally he blackmails his way into becoming Batman's sidekick whereupon he immediately proves to be more trouble than he's worth by not only requiring rescuing but also forcing Batman into the apparent dilemma of choosing between his love and his 'partner'. Good guy or not, there really wasn't a choice.
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RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 15, 2012 at 4:04 am
Hi Gambit, I found your thread post from my IP Tracker on my site.
How ya doin?...
(Jesus)
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RE: Legit: I found Jesus on Youtube!
July 15, 2012 at 9:20 am
OMG it's Jesus! Hey Stevie, how's messiahing going for you? Also, hook me up with that IP tracker; I could use that for my blogs.
