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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm
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(August 2, 2012 at 5:49 pm)KnockEmOuttt Wrote: Granted. I suppose you're green now, Catfish.
I wish for a cardboard box to turn into a fort...because I'm cool like that.
Granted. You go inside to discover that its like the tardis in that its bigger on the inside... and strangely familiar. The door behind you slams shut and the lights switch themselves on, you claw at the door as you come to a horrific realization, you turn around....
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I wish I was wealthy.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm
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(August 2, 2012 at 6:09 pm)catfish Wrote: (August 2, 2012 at 5:54 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish I was wealthy.
I wish I wasn't laughing so hard @RD
Granted, you become comfortable with your sexuality and come out of the closet. You no longer have to feign laughter to hide the tears and drown out the sound of your Fathers voice screaming at you to be less feminine.
I wish I obtained and retained ownership of Ben & Jerry's.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 6:27 pm
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(August 2, 2012 at 6:23 pm)catfish Wrote: (August 2, 2012 at 6:16 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: I wish I obtained and retained ownership of Ben & Jerry's.
Ben & Jerry's penises? Granted...
I wish RD would go back into the closet.
I'm not sure any of that fulfilled my wish or even made sense.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 7:52 pm
(August 2, 2012 at 6:23 pm)catfish Wrote: Ben & Jerry's penises? Granted...
I wish RD would go back into the closet.
Raphiel returns to the closet, unfortunately all of your male relatives are there so he can't fit
I wish that the person posting after me wasn't such a wanker
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm
Granted.
I wish the person posting after me to be a complete porn swan.
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RE: Grant My Wish #2
August 2, 2012 at 7:59 pm
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(August 2, 2012 at 7:56 pm)RaphielDrake Wrote: Granted.
I wish the person posting after me to be a complete porn swan.
wish granted, I spend a day as a swan, going round fucking the lady-swans on camera for bigwetbeaks.com. odd wish.
I wish the person posting after me was a christian fundamentalist.
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