Who Will Trade Me Homosexuality for Abortion???

[Annik]

Rofl, now we're possessed by the devil, guys.

[Erinome]

Atheists can't trade homosexuality for abortion because the Man they work for wants a win on both issues.

You're not even a good troll. You're lame.

We don't have to fucking trade, at least, not in my country (America), because it's a free fucking country. A woman's right to choose is in the constitution, and being gay is part of a person's right, according to The Bill of Rights.

You obviously work for the pope. Tell us, what does his balls smell like? I bet they smell like baby's breath.

[Lion IRC]

Atheists can't trade homosexuality for abortion because the Man they work for wants a win on both issues.

IOW there is no ''lesser of two evils" if you dont believe in an objective definition of evil.

[TaraJo]

Atheists can't trade homosexuality for abortion because the Man they work for wants a win on both issues.

Well, you haven't even really defined the terms of this arrangement. What would we need to do to fulfill our side of the bargain and what would you be required to do to fulfill your side of things?

I still doubt that I'd be taking your deal, mostly because my side is winning anyway. Gay rights are moving forward with same sex marriage becoming legal in several states and our president supporting marriage equality. Even Dick Cheney campaigned for same sex marriage (although it was only after he left office). As for abortion, the Romney campaign is going down in flames and the only way I see any significant anti-abortion laws being passed is if Roe v Wade is overturned. That would require a shift in the supreme court and since it looks like Obama is going to be president for another four years, the supreme court is going to be getting more liberal, if anything.

[Zen Badger]

I hereby make an offer, a difficult one for me as a devout Catholic who believes that homosexuality is a serious personality defect and that homosexual acts are a mortal sin.

So how do you reconcile this belief with the the fact that the catholic hierarchy is a pedophile ring?

I will put that all aside and support the gay rights agenda, if, and only if, you agree to stop the genocide of the unborn that is killing 1.5 million innocent human beings per year.

Who will take me up on this very generous offer?

I'm sure that the gay rights movement will get by just fine without your support. But thanks for the offer anyway.

BTW, I seriously doubt that anyone here has the authority to ban abortions.

[Tino]

I hereby make an offer, a difficult one for me as a devout Catholic who believes that homosexuality is a serious personality defect and that homosexual acts are a mortal sin.

I will put that all aside and support the gay rights agenda, if, and only if, you agree to stop the genocide of the unborn that is killing 1.5 million innocent human beings per year.

Who will take me up on this very generous offer?

Your dad PM'd me. He wants you to stop thread-spamming.

[Darth]

I hereby (very nice, makes it sound all official n stuff) make an offer, it's a very difficult one (don't get me started on how much I enjoy persecuting the gay's, but I'm willing to give all that up) for me, as a devout catholic who believes that homosexuality is a serious personality defect (and I have facts that will back me up on this) and that homosexual acts are a mortal sin (says so right after that bit about not wearing clothes made out of two different fabrics, but just to be clear that's not up for negotiation, you don't get to ignore all of the bible [to which you don't subscribe], just the one verse, two is too much).

Counter proposal: I shall support your mass missing agenda (another mortal sin according to your first post), in fact you already had my support, and in return you stop trolling.

[Napoléon]

When's the banhammer coming down? Just curious, I'll give him another 2 days, tops.

[kılıç_mehmet]

I hereby make an offer, a difficult one for me as a devout Catholic who believes that homosexuality is a serious personality defect and that homosexual acts are a mortal sin.

I will put that all aside and support the gay rights agenda, if, and only if, you agree to stop the genocide of the unborn that is killing 1.5 million innocent human beings per year.

Who will take me up on this very generous offer?

I'd rather not, friend. I think abortion is a last measure type of thing, and should be used in that way. Say, a mentally or bodily deformed baby is to be born of a mother. That baby should not be given birth. Under this context, if we did know that the baby would turn out to be gay, that baby could similarly be aborted before it's birth. Win-win situation, yes?

[Jaysyn]

When's the banhammer coming down? Just curious, I'll give him another 2 days, tops.

Pretty sure being a dumbass isn't a ban-worthy offense.