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Single's awareness day

Poll: How will you be spending single's awareness day?
This poll is closed.
With the person you love <3 (no, not your mother)
21.74%
 5 21.74%
Wasting stupid amounts of money in the vain hopes that you might get a blowjob
4.35%
 1 4.35%
On your own with a tub of ben and jerry's crying yourself to sleep
13.04%
 3 13.04%
Having an inordinate amount of hot steamy porn star standard sex
8.70%
 2 8.70%
The same way I spend every other day, who gives a shit about Valentines
39.13%
 9 39.13%
Doing the Macarena in a car park to a rapturous audience
13.04%
 3 13.04%
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Single's awareness day
Kayenneh Offline
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#31
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 2:14 pm
(February 13, 2013 at 1:16 pm)apophenia Wrote: I somehow missed the option for "masturbating my little cunnie the fuck off and getting wasted on tequila."

Big Grin Ramen!

Quote:pps. Kayenneh, have you checked his head for brain slugs?

Yeah, but I didn't find anything Tongue
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#32
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 2:48 pm (This post was last modified: February 13, 2013 at 2:49 pm by Ryantology.)
Pancakes, porno, and Patròn.

I'm married now but I'll find some way to work it out.
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#33
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm
Let your wife make the pancakes (unless you make better ones), drink whilst eating, then watch porn together (and after that sexy time!) Big Grin
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura

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#34
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm
ive been going out with and having sex with two girls this week but i dont know what ill be doing on valentines day i dont care, i know ill be in work in the morning and itll involve trudging to work for about a mile in snow


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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#35
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm
(February 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm)paulpablo Wrote: ive been going out with and having sex with two girls this week

Playaaaaa.
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#36
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 4:21 pm
(February 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm)paulpablo Wrote: ive been going out with and having sex with two girls this week but i dont know what ill be doing on valentines day i dont care, i know ill be in work in the morning and itll involve trudging to work for about a mile in snow

Uh, wait, wait, I'm having a thought... it's coming.... just give me two secs... yes... yes... oop, it's gone now.
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#37
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 4:22 pm
I will be at school, being single. My life is boring. It's just school. And a little bit of D&D on Sunday nights.
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Creed of Heresy Offline
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#38
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 4:23 pm
Oh it's Venereal Day tomorrow?

I was wondering why the hell all the pink and red candy stuff was popping up again suddenly...
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Violet Offline
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#39
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 7:48 pm
(February 13, 2013 at 8:35 am)Napoléon Wrote: Eh errr what? Are you saying I have a vagina?

I'm saying you look like a gurl Wink
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#40
RE: Single's awareness day
February 13, 2013 at 8:32 pm
(February 13, 2013 at 3:39 pm)Napoléon Wrote:
(February 13, 2013 at 2:51 pm)paulpablo Wrote: ive been going out with and having sex with two girls this week

Playaaaaa.

the way i typed that made it sound a lot better than it actually is


Are you ready for the fire? We are firemen. WE ARE FIREMEN! The heat doesn’t bother us. We live in the heat. We train in the heat. It tells us that we’re ready, we’re at home, we’re where we’re supposed to be. Flames don’t intimidate us. What do we do? We control the flame. We control them. We move the flames where we want to. And then we extinguish them.

Impersonation is treason.





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