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Love => Lice...Inspired by some posts on Facebook.
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A friend of a friend accidentally made his phone auto-correct the word "love" to "lice", so here's a quick game:
Replace the word "love" in a famous song title with the word "lice". I'll start: Can't Get Enough Of Your Lice Babe Go! 
All You Need is Lice
“To terrify children with the image of hell, to consider women an inferior creation—is that good for the world?”
― Christopher Hitchens "That fear first created the gods is perhaps as true as anything so brief could be on so great a subject". - George Santayana "If this is the best God can do, I'm not impressed". - George Carlin 
Violent Lice
In alphabetical order off the list:
Lice by another name Lice can move mountains Lice changes everything Lice comes without warning Lice don't cost a thing Lice for a all seasons Lice gets me every time Love By Another Name - Celine Dion Love Can Move Mountains - Celine Dion Love Changes Everything - Michael Ball Love Comes Without Warning - America Love Don't Cost A Thing - Jennifer Lopez Love For All Seasons - Christina Aguilera Love Gets Me Every Time - Shania Twain Love In The First Degree - Alabama
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite. Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment. Quote:Some people deserve hell. I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong. ![[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]](https://66.media.tumblr.com/5fb74c6d16622fb3dbb358509c9aec03/tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif)
Lice is a Many Splendored Thing.
Lice to lice you baby
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
![[Image: harmlesskitchen.png]](https://i.postimg.cc/yxR97P23/harmlesskitchen.png) I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad. 
What is Lice?
Tainted Lice.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."
-Stephen Jay Gould
Puppy Lice.
 RE: Love => Lice...Inspired by some posts on Facebook.
May 20, 2013 at 6:54 pm
(This post was last modified: May 20, 2013 at 6:54 pm by JesusHChrist.)
You Give Lice a Bad Name.
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