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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 18, 2013 at 9:49 pm
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WHAT?!
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If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 19, 2013 at 1:52 pm
(May 18, 2013 at 9:49 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: WHAT?!
Cry little mortal... my self-imposed chains are broken.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 20, 2013 at 12:51 am
Or.. I could just impose my own chains, seal your goddessness to human form with 9 pieces of 8 , and call it a day.
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Don't fuck with me, you won't like the outcome.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
May 22, 2013 at 1:46 pm
(May 20, 2013 at 12:51 am)missluckie26 Wrote: Or.. I could just impose my own chains, seal your goddessness to human form with 9 pieces of 8 , and call it a day.
Don't fuck with me, you won't like the outcome.
You are not fucking Ching Shih. Get out of my office, pathetic whelp.
You realize that the method for how to bind Calypso is not also the method for how to bind other gods? No, of course you wouldn't know that.
I killed the Creator god (Larry)... can you imagine how to deal with me?
I mean, it's not like I haven't left clues all over the place... goodness but I could use a challenge.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 4:32 am
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PS. I am Larry
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 4:33 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 4:32 am)missluckie26 Wrote:
It only took you like, a month 
Quote:PS. I am Larry
Not possible. Larry is dead.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 5:02 pm
Not everyone can be raised from the dead in three days, Violet.
I'm back in town and hungry for revenge.
Be afraid.
PS. Where's my goddamn slave?! U promised and you did not deliver the right goods. I want recompense or you wILL pay.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 5:20 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:02 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: Not everyone can be raised from the dead in three days, Violet.
I'm back in town and hungry for revenge.
Be afraid.
Not everyone can come back from the dead at all... the man you understand to be the creator god was actually just a programmer. I stabbed him in self-defense, and he died. Beings in our realm cannot come back from the dead. If you stabbed me in this metaphysical world (really, it's the physical world, but you wouldn't understand): I would not regenerate. You cannot kill me, little bunny, no matter who you claim to be 
Understand: a God character in your world, wielding absolute power within... couldn't touch me if it wanted to.
By the way... days are an invention of ours
Quote:PS. Where's my goddamn slave?! U promised and you did not deliver the right goods. I want recompense or you wILL pay.
I sent it to you... if someone pirated it before it reached you: that's not on me. Talk to UPS.
I'll gladly recompense you for a free service: here, have nothing back
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 5:36 pm
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What was once will always be, surely you know this. I am that I am. You may have killed me but that only requires a rearrangement of matter, you little ant. I said don't piss me off and I meant it. You break your own promise and there will be consequences. A big shoe, perhaps. Or a magnifying glass aimed straight at those little buggy eyes, searing them in boiling heat until they shrivel up within your carcass so you can smell your own rotting flesh waft up your nostrils and burn your insides with the fumes of your own defacation.
You are nothing, I am everything. You killed the programmer? I am the CREATOR INCARNATE. I make the days, and you made the promise.
Now.
Fetch me my slave or prepare to become one, you pea sized anthropod.
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
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RE: Come and get served by The Serveant!
June 2, 2013 at 5:58 pm
(June 2, 2013 at 5:36 pm)missluckie26 Wrote: What was once will always be, surely you know this.
Actually, I disagree. Number of reasons for it... do I have to go into them?
Quote:I am that I am.
You are what you are, bunny.
Quote:You may have killed me but that only requires a rearrangement of matter, you little ant.
Mmm... you're showing your ingame-bias. We don't have the technology required to bring a person back to life from the state of deterioration Larry was left in. I'm sorry, but you realize you're impersonating a being who was stabbed dead, his body torn into pieces, each piece individually incinerated, and scattered across different oceans.
You may be a being very similar to Larry, but you are not he. He was really mild-mannered, I still don't know what was going through his head when he did those horrible things to me, and I miss him, as I remember him long ago 
Quote:I said don't piss me off and I meant it.
Larry has never said those words.
Quote:You break your own promise and there will be consequences.
Have I ever broken a promise? Not with Larry or Missluckie, for certain.
Quote:A big shoe, perhaps. Or a magnifying glass aimed straight at those little buggy eyes, searing them in boiling heat until they shrivel up within your carcass so you can smell your own rotting flesh waft up your nostrils and burn your insides with the fumes of your own defication.
I like being under someone's heel... but I'm no Klackon, so I'm not remotely threatened by your anti-ant message. Actually, I might put you on the front lines.
Quote:You are nothing, I am everything. You killed the programmer? I am the CREATOR INCARNATE!
Now.
I am me, which is not nothing. You are not everything unless you are also me. I killed *a* programmer... in self-defense, and it was an accident that I actually managed to kill him with that stabbing. Manslaughter in self-defense... not as impressive as my usual embellishment.
We're all creators... not sure what incarnation has to do with that.
Quote:Fetch me my slave or prepare to become one, you pea sized anthropod.
No, and I've been a slave before, I don't have so much a problem with slavery as I've a problem with horrible masters.
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Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
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