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Islam Summed Up In One Picture
#41
RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
Ah yes. Muslim women are repressed, they spit.
Christian girls are liberated. They swallow.
Atheist girls are showoffs. They gargle.

Glad we've got the important stuff sorted out.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
Sith code
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#42
RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
And the best atheist girls share amongst themselves.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
(December 5, 2013 at 12:43 am)Stimbo Wrote: And the best atheist girls share amongst themselves.

Spit Coffee Okay, I must install a windshield wiper on my screen.
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#44
RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
(December 4, 2013 at 3:12 pm)WesOlsen Wrote:
(December 3, 2013 at 12:54 pm)Sleepy Wrote: It's encouraged in Islam for husbands and wives to have good sexual lives an encouraged foreplay. Anal sex and swallowing is forbidden.

LOL

It's encouraged in Islam for a husband and all FOUR wives to have good sex lives. Must be really romantic knowing that your husband is smashing the shit out of another woman. No anal sex and swallowing though. I fucking love that there is apparently a verse that says "Ye shall not swallow his cum".


HAHAH thanks for the laugh. Need to wipe the screen!
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#45
RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
(December 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm)WesOlsen Wrote: He strikes me as the kind of person who could only ever acquire a wife through coersion or bartering techniques. Any woman who would willingly give herself up to such a beast would have to be seriously mentally handicapped.

Haven't met 19?
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#46
RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
(December 4, 2013 at 4:05 pm)WesOlsen Wrote: He strikes me as the kind of person who could only ever acquire a wife through coersion or bartering techniques. Any woman who would willingly give herself up to such a beast would have to be seriously mentally handicapped.

I was gonna say you don't know squat about women because of your 'willingly give herself up' line, but I realized my wife is always saying 'I give up' to me. Your depth of understanding is obviously greater than mine.
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