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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 4:20 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm)Vegamo Wrote: (December 2, 2013 at 4:12 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: Stereotypical much? Though there are asshats like that, e.g. Rayaan proves that it most definitely doesn't apply to all muslims.
It's 100% accurate!
It seems simple!
If its simple, its almost certainly not 100% accurate. Being accurate for some people does not mean it sums up islam, in all its complex entirety, "in one picture".
For example, I wank quite a bit. But a cartoon of me fapping, whilst accurate, could not really be said to "sum me up in one picture.
"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm)Vegamo Wrote: It's 100% accurate!
Oh. Of course it is. Pardon me for my impertinence, for questioning the highly accurate drawing.
When I was young, there was a god with infinite power protecting me. Is there anyone else who felt that way? And was sure about it? but the first time I fell in love, I was thrown down - or maybe I broke free - and I bade farewell to God and became human. Now I don't have God's protection, and I walk on the ground without wings, but I don't regret this hardship. I want to live as a person. -Arina Tanemura
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 4:23 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 4:22 pm)Kayenneh Wrote: (December 2, 2013 at 4:17 pm)Vegamo Wrote: It's 100% accurate!
Oh. Of course it is. Pardon me for my impertinence, for questioning the highly accurate drawing.
9/11 ?
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 4:40 pm
Would you judge all buddhists on the actions of these people?
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 4:52 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 4:00 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: It's hilarious to me that Islam touts itself as pure, even as to cover their women from head to toe - because Allah (God) doesn't want people to defile themselves with sexual behavior, yet when they get to heaven the first thing they get is a fucking harem of virgins. Oh by the way, after you've fucked each of your 72 virgins once, they are no longer virgins  What's the deal about virgins vs raisins? Isn't there something weird about the translation there?
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 5:01 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 4:23 pm)Vegamo Wrote: 9/11 ?
Right. Because all muslims thought it was a good idea.
Hey Rayaan, did you know that you can't be a True Muslim TM unless you are a homicidal extremist?
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 6:26 pm
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(December 2, 2013 at 4:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Quote:Oh by the way, after you've fucked each of your 72 virgins once, they are no longer virgins
I'm sure the cherry grows back.
72 virgins would be my idea of hell.
Not if they are quiet, covered in their faces and exposed everywhere else, and fades into background when not being fucked.
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 7:12 pm
(December 2, 2013 at 4:52 pm)Zazzy Wrote: (December 2, 2013 at 4:00 pm)freedomfromfallacy Wrote: It's hilarious to me that Islam touts itself as pure, even as to cover their women from head to toe - because Allah (God) doesn't want people to defile themselves with sexual behavior, yet when they get to heaven the first thing they get is a fucking harem of virgins. Oh by the way, after you've fucked each of your 72 virgins once, they are no longer virgins What's the deal about virgins vs raisins? Isn't there something weird about the translation there?
http://deconversionmovement.tumblr.com/p...vestigated
Quote:Luxenberg argues that many of the Qur’ans puzzling words and phrases become clear only by reference to Syriac, a dialect of Aramaic that was the literary language of the region at the time the Qur’an was assembled. Through this method, he has come to numerous startling conclusions. Some of his findings have won international notoriety. Most notably, the famous Qur’anic passages promising virgins in Paradise to Islamic martyrs do not, in his reading, actually refer to virgins; the word usually translated as “virgins” is more accurately rendered as “raisins” or “grapes,” he argues.
Of course, muslim fanatics have a diarrhea hemorrhage when confronted by this.
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 2, 2013 at 7:16 pm
Not surprising, after all that fibre.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Islam Summed Up In One Picture
December 3, 2013 at 12:54 pm
It's encouraged in Islam for husbands and wives to have good sexual lives an encouraged foreplay. Anal sex and swallowing is forbidden.
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