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Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
(December 7, 2013 at 10:55 pm)Minimalist Wrote: And who wrote "deuteronomy?"

He likely doesn't even know.
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
Quote: If I show a very small child a nickle and a dime, they choose the nickle because it is larger. When a child grows, they begin to see value that is not seen. The dime is then selected. Later, an adult will take both.

Sure, OK, but a smart guy goes to invest in Google stocks.
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
(December 7, 2013 at 10:55 pm)Rigor Mortis Wrote:
(December 7, 2013 at 10:34 pm)Optimistic Mysanthrope Wrote: will you shut the fuck up?
I pray to our lord and savior jesus christ that he does.

Your answer to prayer will come. It's not always what you expect, but it will always be for the good of those who love the Lord.

1 Cor 2:9

9 However, as it is written: "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him"--
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
(December 8, 2013 at 9:09 am)StrongWaters Wrote: Your answer to prayer will come. It's not always what you expect, but it will always be for the good of those who love the Lord.

Translation: "Your prayer will be answered, in the form of literally any event. Just so long as you attribute it to god."
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
So you going to respond to pineapplebunnybounce or just sit there happily sniffing the invisible farts of your pet god? Prove that your god is real, prove that the bible is his book and is true, and then prove that your interpretation is correct. If you can't get past the part about proving god, then quoting scripture at us will get you nowhere very fast.
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
(December 8, 2013 at 10:29 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: So you going to respond to pineapplebunnybounce or just sit there happily sniffing the invisible farts of your pet god? Prove that your god is real, prove that the bible is his book and is true, and then prove that your interpretation is correct. If you can't get past the part about proving god, then quoting scripture at us will get you nowhere very fast.

I think YOU should prove that the god isn't real, that the book ISN'T true, and that my interpretation ISN'T correct, because that makes perfect sense and the fact that you can't do so shows that you aren't 100% atheist.
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
(December 8, 2013 at 9:09 am)StrongWaters Wrote: Your answer to prayer will come. It's not always what you expect, but it will always be for the good of those who love the Lord.

1 Cor 2:9

9 However, as it is written: "No eye has seen, no ear has heard, no mind has conceived what God has prepared for those who love him"--


Translated:
Anything that happens is deemed an answer to prayer and I can interpret it however I deem fit.
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RE: Heaven is for real.(The amazingly incredible truthful story that is 100% true.)
(December 8, 2013 at 11:10 am)Rigor Mortis Wrote:
(December 8, 2013 at 10:29 am)BadWriterSparty Wrote: So you going to respond to pineapplebunnybounce or just sit there happily sniffing the invisible farts of your pet god? Prove that your god is real, prove that the bible is his book and is true, and then prove that your interpretation is correct. If you can't get past the part about proving god, then quoting scripture at us will get you nowhere very fast.

I think YOU should prove that the god isn't real, that the book ISN'T true, and that my interpretation ISN'T correct, because that makes perfect sense and the fact that you can't do so shows that you aren't 100% atheist.

Dammit, checkmate.
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